Incredible optical illusion demonstrates that when objects are removed from peripheral vision, the brain perceives a slower pace of motion
📹 Akiyoshi Kitaoka
hate when someone invites you to a wedding and the attire is something like “semi-formal arboretum tea time soirée.” i have no idea what that means actually. i’m showing up in hockey pads
OPPENHEIMER: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
ME: hi death the destroyer of worlds I’m dad
OPPENHEIMER: …
ME: …
OPPENHEIMER: …
ME: does that bomb have any Updog in it?
3yo, playing with her dolls: Mommy, I love you!
Me: Aw I love you too.
3yo: Oh. That was actually my baby talking to me.
Me: Oh.
3yo: Nobody said that to you.
Me: Right.
Me: Sorry.