> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies
tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
The fight to protect our Haitian neighbors and pass my bill extending TPS for Haiti will gain even more momentum with a Democratic majority in Congress.
I’ve stood by our Haitian community and now look forward to working with my new colleagues to get this done.
Pèp ayisyen,
Dessalines te libere Ayiti, men kèk moun ki te bò kote l te trayi l epi touye l. Moun ki te sanble avè l, ki te pale menm lang avè l, men ki pa t gen menm prensip avè l. Se te trèt ki t ap chèche sèlman avantaj pèsonèl yo, e ki te plonje Ayiti nan plizyè jenerasyon soufrans ak mizè.
Trèt sa yo toujou egziste ann Ayiti. Yo pa eritye Dessalines, yo se eritye trèt ki te asasinen l yo e ki te detwi eritaj li. Genyen ki manm gang, gen lòt ki finanse gang yo oswa ki ba yo zam, e gen kèk ladan yo k ap fè tout sa yo kapab pou anpeche pèp ayisyen an jwenn libète li.
Wi, anpil etranje te piye Ayiti, men anpil Ayisyen te fè menm bagay la tou. Yo te kolabore ak etranje sa yo, sèvi ak zam yo, vann dwòg yo, kontwole teritwa pou yo, epi fè pèp la sibi soufrans moun pa menm ka imajine.
Èske nou panse etranje sa yo t ap kapab fè tout bagay sa yo san èd moun sa yo? Kiyès k ap lonje zam sou nou? Kiyès k ap touye moun nou renmen yo? Kiyès ki vòlè kay nou ak byen nou yo, si se pa menm kalite bandi trèt ak sa yo ki te trayi epi asasinen Dessalines?
Nou kapab ede nou bat yo, men nou pa anvayisè. Nou se moun ki gen kouraj menm jan ak nou. Fòk nou leve kanpe, reprann kontwòl kominote nou yo, epi mete moun k ap fè nou sibi tout doulè sa yo, tout soufrans sa yo, anba kontwòl nou.
N ap la menm bò kote nou. N ap ede nou reprann peyi nou anba men trèt ki trayi eritaj Dessalines yo.
Epi, finalman, Ayiti ap lib.
My team has the honor of helping the Haitian people restore security in their country. The gang leaders are now begging the Task Force we support to cease operations.
These gangs have murdered, raped, extorted, and mutilated tens of thousands of Haitians. They force children to commit atrocities and eat the hearts of humans in front of them. No words can capture the misery they’ve inflicted on the Haitian people.
On my latest trip to Port-au-Prince, I saw normal life coming back. Markets that were once shut down by gangs are now trading again. Police are on the streets. Kids are walking to school in uniform for the first time in years.
The latest UN report confirms that security forces backed by the PNH Task Force have halted the gangs’ advance in the capital and have made progress in pushing them back.
There is more to be done. We will continue to work through the Haitian government for the restoration of sovereignty and security to the Haitian people, and we will finish the job.
So to the gang leaders asking us to leave: choose life and surrender, otherwise expect consequences for your feral murderous behavior. The Task Force will continue helping the PNH reclaim territory, crush the forces of chaos , and end the reign of terror inflicted upon the vast majority of good, decent Haitians.