GoAskAlice

I’m not ten feet tall yet. Don’t ask me sh*t

[QLad 🍋‍🟩 @TheRealQLad]

I was gonna complain about there being a halftime show in the World Cup but then they brung out The Muppets

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Adults trying to scare you about communism are either grifters selling fear or dolts buying fear.

Lots of bad stuff in the world. Save your drama for actual drama. Be smarter than this. It’s so damn transparent and dumb.

[Greta @GretaGrace20]

NEW: The US Marshals Service has issued a statement thanking the Miami Fashion Police for making the initial arrest of Andrew Tate after their Capri Pants Sniffing Dogs tracked down the suspect. The MFP K9 agents Coco & Chanel have been placed on administrative leave as they recover from an overdose of Axe Body Spray they suffered in the line of duty.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Also, do you think Homer envisioned The Odyssey being FILMED?! I don't think so. How far are we prepared to let woke culture go?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

[GoAskAlice @GoAskAlice67]

@EricDJuly Oh sorry. Yes, some obv. did. But there's also a regular chorus who swear they'll never watch Disney because there was a .2 second same sex kiss

[Covie @covie_93]

The brits don't play, they are out here arresting people in the US for rape and sex trafficking of women while the US not arresting anybody for rape and sex trafficking of children link to epstein.

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

This outfit alone warrants a life sentence in prison.

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Get rid of MAGA and the world would immediately become a better place.

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: This account, which is dedicated to holding Trump and MAGA accountable for their lies, now has over 172,000 followers! Thank you for being part of this fast-growing online community. Can you retweet and follow to help us get to 175,000 followers?

[GoAskAlice @GoAskAlice67]

@EricDJuly They complained incessantly Avatar was woke. Complained about a brown actress in Dragon. And Snow White. And Black Nick Fury. And dear God have you not been following the Odyssey discourse

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Odysseus had spent less time on forever wars in Troy and more time on issues affecting white working-class citizens of Ithaca, then maybe Penelope's suitors wouldn't have tried to kill him.

[🇨🇦 🏴‍☠️ Bubba O’riley 🏴‍☠️ 🇨🇦 @HubbaBubbaYo]

Gonna tell my grandchildren that this was Mitch McConnell

[Covie @covie_93]

The same people who told you that Ketanji Brown Jackson wasn't qualified to sit on the US Supreme Court are totally fine with lindsey graham's sister being senator because she's lindsey graham's sister.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨BREAKING: The drained Reflecting Pool did not reveal any slices. Instead, tire marks were visible, obvious damage from Trump’s vanity drive in a fleet of 10-ton vehicles for no reason at all. He ruined his own project, then lied and blamed the citizens who paid for it.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

You voted to send ICE to kill your constituents.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Lindsey Graham died Friday & his sister has already been sworn in. Remember when Mike Johnson refused to seat Adelita Grijalva for 50 days after she was elected? That is what we are fighting for in the midterms, a return to democracy & fairness and to remove fascist Republicans.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

At a certain point we will simply have to decide, collectively, that being entertained all the time is unhealthy, that some things should only be done by humans, that the artistic and intellectual life is worth pursuing and defending, otherwise we’re not going to make it.