Matt Horton

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@soupymonkey Uh I think that’s just called “doing his job” 😜

[Mike McKell @mikemckellutah]

$787 million reasons not to believe everything you see on Fox “News.” Wow that’s a big number. Hard to spin this one. https://t.co/hKtv6QsSQx

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@dwillhorton But who won?? I must know…..

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

HBO's adapting another iconic game

[Kevin Naughton Jr. @KevinNaughtonJr]

A Staff Engineer at Google told me this today and I thought it was absolute gold:

"Technical confidence comes from one of two things: ignorance or experience"

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

This is how I help people move now….

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

Hold onto your butts!!

[Stefan Friedli @stfn42]

Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod.

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS Your two sisters prove this theory wrong 😂

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS Trauma for you? I had a lot of teeth come out. Was not a big deal 🤓

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS I do not.

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

No.

Ham?

No.

Pork chops?

Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Oh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

#TheSimpsons

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@Loving__more

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@soupymonkey What did you tell your kindergartner?

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Don't make me run. I'm full of chocolate."

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@dwillhorton @dwillhorton I think that’s all the women in my life…..

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS The Apple Dumpling Gang

[Matt Horton @GoDataGuyGo]

@sassyTARS I want to see a video of you eating a steak 🤓 with just chopsticks.

[The Rings of Power News @RingsOfPowreTV]

Lord Of The Rings season 1 will premiere on September 2, 2022 on Amazon Prime 🔥

#LordOfTheRings #LOTR