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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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@josedesoares Don't spit into the wind. Don't spit into the wind. Don't spit into the wind.

me: spits into the wind

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@RudyGiuliani BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Bros got a fucking bar as his virtual backdrop. That's classic. *Bottoms up Rudy!

*JK— fuck you.

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@CongressmanKean @VP Ohhh. Now I understand why you're too busy to meet your constituents face to face Tom... You're all wrapped up with teabag time.

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@RightWingWatch Antiques Roadshow - PBS
The Great American Recipe - PBS
EVERYTHING by Ken Burns - PBS
This Old House - PBS
Masterpiece Theater - PBS
The American Experience - PBS
Davey and Goliath - PBS

How very un-American.

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@OldManLefty1 Followed by; “Who knows where the closest gravel pit is?”

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@EmiliaKGraham @CongressmanKean The call was a joke— start to finish. It kicked off with Kean (mid sentence) stumbling through prerecorded opening comments, followed by a taped mod pretending to ask "constituent" questions, then more prerecorded responses. The #3 to ask a question feature wasn't even activated.

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@TrueFactsStated fuck no.

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@CongressmanKean "A productive roundtable discussion" at an undisclosed location because once word got out that you were scheduled to meet in one of the community rooms in the Bernardsville Library, your bitch-ass got scared your constitutes would show up. BWAHAHAHAHA. #loser

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@CongressmanKean So sad. A biological man wouldn't be afraid to meet with his constituents face to face.

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@LorraineEvanoff @paulapoundstone Please say it louder for the folks in the cheap seats.

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@CongressmanKean @NJGlobe Your constituents would LOVE to discuss the "issues of the day" with you. Oh right, you're too frightened to meet with them. So scared that hrs after Tom Malinowski held the Town Hall you should have, your Bernardsville staff barred local media from entering their offices. #Pussy

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@NotTodayEric I live in a state where you can't pump your own gas. So unless I'm in need of a slurpy to wash down my Slim Jim, I'm not getting out of the car.

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@RodLacroix My wooded property abuts a 100+ yr old cemetery. As soon as my cats start crying at the ceiling, I break out the sage.

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@mayatcontreras Same here. Typically I walk in, check in, and vote. Today I waited for nearly an hour. #HarrisWalzBringHope

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@matthewjdowd Yeah, no. Trump has not added voters to his base so I'm sorry, but I'm gonna need to see your math.

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@Tbone7219 I have a real cunty neighbor who likes to run at the crack of dawn with a weighted vest and compression leggings. What would you charge me to tackle him one morning and put a run in his tights?

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@NotHoodlum The Nikki Haley whose steadfast supporters declared the minute she left the race that they would NEVER vote Trump? The Nikki Haley that said the quiet part out loud about Trump being unfit for the role of President? The Nikki Haley MAGAs consider a traitor?
Mkay. Good luck girl.

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@swd2 I gotta admit I was a bit skeptical about the quality of these recipes until she added the squiggle of Ranch, and generous dollops of Cream of Chicken Soup. Now my only dilemma is do I order now, or wait until they throw in a limited time added bonus.

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@MayoIsSpicyy @highbrow_nobrow So how long before several board members of the Family Research Council are outed for a variety of sexual improprieties?

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@7Veritas4 Do you think Trump will be allowed to work the Frymaster in Otisville?