Jite

Man Utd, football, snark and feminist energy! Treppenwitz Queen, “much more humble than you’d understand." Everyday life/work tweets @JiteTweets maybe...

[101 Great Goals @101greatgoals]

In 1975 the BBC actually sat down and decided it would be good TV to go and publicly roast an u14 side… they were right 😂

The interview at the end 👏

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

Crying where????? The time for tears is gone!!!! Crying was last vs Liverpool!

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Man Utd fans rn after losing to Watford 😅

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

As a United fan, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ashamed! Like it is Liverpool, could we not cobble together some pride against Liverpool!?!!!

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

A moment of undeniable strength from @simone_biles. We always focus on the physical aspect of health but the mental aspect is just as important. When you take care of both, you will flourish in life! ❤️🤍💙

#SimoneBiles GOAT 🐐

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

@Burshand Reference to Polish footballer Robert Lewandowski. If you Google him, you’ll see what I mean!

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

Lewandowski is probably perfectly nice but he does look like the sort of joyless “Ms. Trunchbull” PE teacher that asks “but did you die though,” as you puke from overexertion.

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

@trafels Exactly what I was saying. We have Lindelof at home if this is what he’s bringing!

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

Was watching the Denmark-Finland match and just praying for Eriksen and his family!

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

@AkumuFiona I won the “who knows the bride best” quiz the evening before the wedding and the next day the maid of honour burned my thigh as she was steaming a wrinkle out of my bridesmaid dress. I’m not saying there’s correlation or causality, I’m just saying that’s what happened.

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

@AkumuFiona Motorola Talkabout

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

@AkumuFiona “You only live once” or in Nigeria, “Man must live but once.”

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

Clearly 10 shots total with 70+% possession is more than sufficient for a team with even minimal ambition. 🙄

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

Soooo pained by all these dropped points against teams that are struggling. But then again it’s unsurprising because Solskjaer isn’t that fussed about our winning the league, and probably not our position on the table as long as it’s top 4 so really, why should the players care.

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

MUFC have gone flat. Another shocking start to a game, another really poor league result. Plenty of possession, but short of ideas. Central defence big concern. Attack blunt. Belting Bruno goal. Not good enough.

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

@quinnydreddiva Why does it pain him so much that we’re first however temporary??? Did we say we had won the league??? #BITTER

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

Feeling low this evening and losing my hope for Nigeria because Buhari is pure evil but Marcus Rashford’s timeline.... 😭😭😭🥺 Feels!!!!! Renewed hope in the goodness of humanity to look after one another even when the government is evil.

[Odion Jude Ighalo @ighalojude]

#WeWillSmileagain #itmustendinpraise 💔✊🏿🇳🇬🙏🏾

[Jite @GoJay1Go]

It’s the audacity of Obasanjo to talk about brutality of the security forces with his full mouth as though we weren’t here when he wiped out entire towns brutally with zero respect for human rights IN A DEMOCRACY. GTFOH you hypocrite!

[Odion Jude Ighalo @ighalojude]

Pray for NIGERIA🇳🇬✊🏿