Noah Aron

CEO @ 1 Court, Alpaca whisperer at Little Apple Ranch, Investor in all things legaltech, DeFi, robotics. og BTC. Owner of a lonely ark. @GoWithNoah

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@AMAZlNGNATURE One of my highlanders recently gave birth and it was a shock as we didn’t even know she was pregnant. Baby boy is a healthy and happy lawn ornament now and he will never end up on a plate.

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@APompliano @TeeplesCY there's a big delta between Never and Several Times/week. Im curious what the Once/week crowd looks like?

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My brother and I built a system that finds sentencing errors and is already getting people out of prison.
Cases are rarely revisited once they’re closed, even when something is off.
Now it’s possible to audit outcomes at scale.
Full write-up below.

https://t.co/RQPsevn8pM

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@bryan_johnson I just got a pair of valais blacknose.....and the are the closest thing to a doodle without being a canine. A puppy in sheep's clothing.

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@CoachLouHoltz88 @slmandel I remember meeting coach at a Fellowship of Christian Athletes event in Dallas as a kid and he had a profound impact on me. He was a great man. RIP Coach

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@chamath As a native Texan who’s lived in NorCal for a while, the “lower taxes = more freedom” tradeoff isn’t free. You also get insane sprawl, strip malls from lax regulation, and mid ranch land priced like Napa once Californians show up fanboying over the Hill Country.

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@RoKhanna @friedberg I respect your commitment to public debate. From the outside though, it feels like CA leadership often speaks at 30,000 feet while the real damage happens in the details and lack of follow through. That gap is what’s costing Californians trust along with our taxes.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Here’s what they actually look like… this is Buck and Wally, the two newest members of my herd

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B-, unfortunately that’s not good enough for Bama. This coach doesn’t know how to win without playing PAC-12 gimmick-ball. He didn’t make mid season adjustments, he underperformed with the talent he had and we had the worst running game and special teams in decades.. he’s a nice guy but a terrible culture fit for Bama. He’s the anti-Saban

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@sourceryy @PalmerLuckey @anduriltech @MollySOShea I’d be interested in this technology to protect my cattle and alpacas up in Tahoe from predators. @PalmerLuckey any thoughts of a farm division?

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@BowTiedBroke I live in Kauai pt- Id bring them out here for a few days and hike Kalalau Trail, stay at 1 Hotel, then go to Oahu (north shore) - go snorkel Haunama bay - stay in Waikiki for a couple nights max for the tourist crap...close it out with a quick visit to big island

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Centurion Club style lounges popping up along large highways would make drives a bit more fun and we’d get to see car and fuel brands move into hospitality/food. Interesting times!

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Dropped by opening night of the Tesla Diner. It’s a great concept and may be the future of American highway lounge culture, but night 1 was a very Minimum Viable Product here in LA. Shakes are excellent… hash browns were solid, burgers and sandwiches were pretty awful. The staff was flustered and it was quite chaotic in the kitchen. They’ll improve and I expect to see these every 200 miles on interstates across the US…Think electric Buc-ees

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@bethanyshondark My mom has been married 10 times.. (to 7 men) can you guess what she does for a living?

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@JustineBateman @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @JDVance Just for clarity, of the 250mm acres, they have proposed selling roughly 1.25 to 1.875mm acres.

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@arrington @coinbase Agreed. Getting dozens of spam calls and texts a day is one of the of those costs. While @brian_armstrong “not negotiating with terrorist” message sounds great, there is a lot of collateral damage to CB’s customers not accounted for

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@MakisMD My 11 year old goldendoodle was just diagnosed with T-cell Lymphoma. Even chemo will only get him 6 months according to the vet. Does the type of Lymphoma matter when treating it with these alternative protocols?

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@SecDuffy If you really want to fix U.S. transportation, start by making budget travel safe.

Take a Greyhound between cities here — it’s terrifying.

Then ride a train in Japan or Europe.

Our most vulnerable travelers deserve better.

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@dnwiebe @AMAZlNGNATURE Even chilled-out alpacas will launch spit—mostly at each other. Humans only get hit if we’re wrestling them for shearing.

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@dnwiebe @AMAZlNGNATURE Run 40 alpacas on my ranch. They’re chill—give them coyote-proof fencing, a livestock guardian dog, quality hay/mineral mix, and a spring shearing. Do that and they basically print fluff…