Gogurt

a catalogue of all my worst thoughts

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@ashleyjonesy02 There are drafts?

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I don’t “jork” my “wood,” I jack my lumber. There’s an axe involved.

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Meteorologist from SD who keeps sleeping around with military men, call em marine layer…

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Genital Greivous

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“There appears to be a spell cast on the chest-“
“Dispel Magic?”
“Well yes, it is”

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@ashleyjonesy02

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@gnassar108 A marine bio factoid george doesn’t know? I feel so powerful

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not enough people know that our species has a pact with the apex predators of the ocean called the Law of the Tongue and that it’s almost as metal as it sounds

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Still processing how many hours I spent today playing with someone’s fuckass pokemon simulator for my actual job before I could be free from this quarter

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@booksaremyohana yeah cause if there’s one thing i’m known for it’s my sense of propriety

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@Clown_wats @booksaremyohana @nectarinespls how the fuck you gonna pick the CROSSBOW when it said you could have any of them

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@annbxrry @PH1LDON literally me

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@PH1LDON @asiansalt ah well in that case the order is clear

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It’s wednesday night…I miss you fuckass turtleneck……come home…..

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Lifeguard had to stop me cause I was beachmaxxing too hard 😔 (looked like I was drowning)

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Everyone knows we’re beachmaxxing….

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@PH1LDON WHAT this whole time those shapes were leading to DRAGON???

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@ashleyjonesy02 nay

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I think it’s gonna make this dress rehearsal a bit awkward but I came in my costume just like they asked…