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Married with 2 beautiful kids and one beautiful wife. Love #gtfc

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@Lucas459645 @ChorleyAwayDay @GainsTrinityFC went to @WorkingtonAFC on a Tuesday this season, 9 hour round trip, bloody ridiculous

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@GainsTrinityFC This is great getting local businesses to support the club, any idea who we are retaining though for next season- this is vital news fans would like to hear about

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@Footballtweet Anyone that uses the word ' woke' as a perjorative term is invariably a cunt

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@3YearLetterman we have a non believer here coach

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Watching King Charles and Trump together this week was a reminder of just how many things the US inherited from the UK. The state banquet covered maybe ten of them. The actual list is a little longer: 🇬🇧➡️🇺🇸

The English language
The Latin alphabet
English spelling (pre-Webster)
English grammar
The common law system
Trial by jury
Habeas corpus
The presumption of innocence
Due process
The right to a fair trial
The adversarial court system
Judges in robes
The gavel
Legal precedent
Stare decisis
Property law
Contract law
Tort law
Estate law
Wills
Power of attorney
Land titles
Deeds
The Magna Carta tradition
The Bill of Rights concept
Parliamentary procedure
Robert's Rules of Order
Bicameral legislatures
The Senate (modelled on the House of Lords)
The Speaker of the House role
The filibuster
Committees
Hansard-style records
The loyal opposition concept
Separation of powers (via Locke and Montesquieu, but English tradition)
The Westminster system as a starting point
Christianity as the dominant faith
The Protestant work ethic
The King James Bible
Methodism
Quakerism
Baptism
Anglicanism (became the Episcopal Church)
Presbyterianism
Congregationalism
Puritanism
Sunday as a day of rest
Church weddings
Christian burial traditions
Christmas
Easter
Christmas trees (via Germany via Victoria, but arrived through Britain)
Christmas carols
Mince pies
Christmas pudding (mostly forgotten but exists)
Father Christmas (became Santa Claus)
Easter eggs
Hot cross buns
Wedding rings
White wedding dresses (Victoria again)
The bouquet toss
The wedding cake
Bridesmaids
Best man
Funeral wreaths
Tombstones
The handshake
Saying "please" and "thank you"
Standing for elders
Holding doors open
Queueing (badly)
"How do you do" as a greeting
First names and surnames in that order
The "Junior" and "III" naming convention
Titles like Mr, Mrs, Miss
Doctor as a title
Reverend
Honourable
The handshake on a deal
Signing contracts
Witnesses on documents
Notaries
Public schools (the concept)
Universities
Colleges
Harvard (founded by Cambridge graduates)
Yale, Princeton, Columbia (all British colonial)
Caps and gowns at graduation
Mortarboards
Honorary degrees
The PhD
Fraternities and sororities (Greek, but via Oxbridge clubs)
Boarding schools
House systems in schools
School uniforms
Class prefects (residual)
The three-term academic year
Recess
Detention
Spelling bees (British origin)
Reading, writing, arithmetic
The blackboard
Cursive handwriting
Letter writing
The postal service
Stamps
Mailboxes
Addresses with house numbers
Streets named after things
Pubs (became bars and taverns)
Inns
Tea
Coffee houses (originally a London thing)
Beer
Ale
Whisky tradition (Scottish/Irish)
Gin
Cider
Pub games
Darts
Billiards
Snooker (kind of)
Pool tables
Card games
Whist
Bridge
Poker (debatable but English roots)
Chess (via Britain)
Cricket (briefly, before baseball ate it)
Baseball (descended from rounders and cricket)
Football (the rugby version, which became American football)
Rugby
Soccer (the word and the game)
Tennis
Golf
Horse racing
Foxhunting (briefly)
Boxing (Queensberry rules)
Wrestling
Rowing
Sailing
Yachting
Pigeon racing
Dog shows
Crufts-style breed standards
Most dog breeds
Sheepdogs
Foxhounds
Beagles
Bulldogs
Most cat breeds
Horse breeds
Thoroughbreds
The Derby
Sunday roast
Roast beef
Roast chicken
Roast potatoes
Yorkshire pudding (vanished)
Gravy
Stuffing
Pies (the savoury kind, mostly mutated)
Pot pie
Shepherd's pie
Apple pie (English originally)
Pumpkin pie (English roots, American twist)
Mince pies
Custard
Trifle
Pudding (the word)
Cookies (called biscuits)
Cakes
Sponge cake
Pound cake
Fruit cake
Sandwiches
The Earl of Sandwich
Toast
Marmalade
Jam
Preserves
Pickles (via Britain)
Mustard
Worcestershire sauce
HP sauce (limited)
Salt and vinegar (chips)
Fish and chips (became "fish fry")
Chips (became fries)
Crisps (became chips)
Bacon
Sausages
Black pudding (vanished)
Bangers and mash (vanished)
Bread and butter pudding
Porridge (became oatmeal)
The English breakfast (became "American breakfast" in modified form)
Scones (became biscuits)
Muffins (became English muffins)
Crumpets (sort of)
Tea cakes
Buns
Loaves
Sourdough (English roots, not just San Francisco)
The pub Sunday lunch concept
Fish on Friday
Bank holidays (became federal holidays)
Sunday trading laws (residual blue laws)
Thanksgiving (Puritan harvest festival)
Halloween (Celtic via Britain via Ireland)
Bonfire night (vanished)
Guy Fawkes (vanished but the V mask remains)
May Day (residual)
Boxing Day (vanished)
New Year's Eve traditions
Auld Lang Syne (Scottish)
Mother's Day (English origin, US adaptation)
Father's Day (similar)
Valentine's Day (English custom)
April Fool's Day
Saint Patrick's Day (Irish via UK union)
The pound (as a weight)
The mile
The foot
The inch
The yard
The acre
The gallon (different gallon, but inherited)
Fahrenheit (German via Britain)
The 12-hour clock with AM/PM
Common time signatures in music
Sheet music notation
The piano (via Europe via Britain)
Brass bands
Marching bands
Christmas carols
Hymns
Folk music tradition
Ballads
Sea shanties
Nursery rhymes
Mother Goose
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Humpty Dumpty
Jack and Jill
London Bridge
Ring a Ring o' Roses
Fairy tales
Robin Hood
King Arthur
Beowulf (academic)
Shakespeare
Chaucer
Dickens
The novel as a form
The detective novel (Conan Doyle)
Sherlock Holmes
The English country house mystery
The school story
The adventure novel
Treasure Island
Robinson Crusoe
Gulliver's Travels
Alice in Wonderland
Peter Pan
The Wind in the Willows
Winnie the Pooh
Mary Poppins
Christopher Robin
Beatrix Potter
Roald Dahl (post-WWII but huge)
The pantomime tradition (vanished mostly)
Music hall (became vaudeville)
Vaudeville (Anglo-French)
The variety show
Stand-up comedy roots
The sitcom format
Punch magazine humour
Political cartoons
The cartoon strip
The newspaper
The broadsheet
The tabloid
Editorial pages
Letters to the editor
Op-eds
Crossword puzzles (American invention but English wordplay roots)
The Times-style serif typography
Garamond, Times New Roman, Caslon — English/European typefaces
The hardcover book
The paperback
Public libraries
The Dewey Decimal System (American but library tradition is English)
Bookstores
The university press
Academic journals
Peer review
The scientific method (English/European)
The Royal Society tradition (became American Philosophical Society etc)
Most named scientific units (Newton, Watt, Kelvin, Faraday)
Newton's laws
Darwin's theory of evolution
Most basic chemistry nomenclature
Most basic physics nomenclature
The metric system rejection (uniquely shared with Britain… until Britain switched)
Engineering tradition
The steam engine (became railroads)
Railroads
The locomotive
The train station
The platform
The ticket inspector
Steamships
Ocean liners
The merchant navy concept
Lighthouses
Lifeboats
Coastguards
The Royal Navy tradition (became US Navy structure)
Naval ranks
Army ranks
Military uniforms (red coats aside)
The salute
The drill sergeant
Boot camp concept
West Point modelled on Sandhurst
Annapolis modelled on naval colleges
Military bands
Bagpipes (in some regiments)
The bugle call
Reveille
Taps (American but British camp roots)
The 21-gun salute
Trooping the colour (residual ceremonial)
The Marine Corps tradition
Most ranks: Private, Corporal, Sergeant, Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Colonel, General
Court-martial
Articles of war
The Geneva Convention adherence
The chain of command
Saluting the flag
The flag itself (Stars and Stripes — derived from British East India Company flag, debated)
Pledges of allegiance
National anthems sung at events (To Anacreon in Heaven was a London tune)
The Star Spangled Banner's tune is English
"America (My Country, 'Tis of Thee)" uses "God Save the King"
The Boy Scouts (Baden-Powell)
The Girl Guides (became Girl Scouts)
The Salvation Army
The YMCA (English origin)
The YWCA
Rotary Clubs (American but masonic English roots)
Freemasonry
The Order of Odd Fellows
Banking (modern banking is English/Italian via Britain)
The bank cheque
Promissory notes
Stock exchanges
The corporation
Limited liability
Joint stock companies
Insurance (Lloyd's of London)
Marine insurance
Life insurance
The mortgage
Rent
Leases
Tenancies
Landlords
Real estate
The auction
Estate agents (became realtors)
Auctioneers
Stock tickers (American but City of London style)
Banker's hours
Double-entry bookkeeping (Italian but via Britain)
Audit
Chartered accountants
The financial year
Tax law structure
Income tax (British invention, 1799)
Tariffs
Customs
Excise
Stamp duty
The cabinet system
The Speaker of the House
The Lord Speaker → Senate President pro tempore
The Whip system
Cabinet ministers
Departments of state
The Treasury
The Foreign Office (became State Department)
The Home Office concept
The civil service
The bureaucracy
The mayor
The town council
The county
The sheriff
The constable
The bailiff
The coroner
The magistrate
The justice of the peace
The grand jury
The petit jury
Indictments
Subpoenas
Warrants
Habeas corpus
The bench
The bar
Barristers and solicitors merged into "lawyers" or "attorneys"
Wigs (briefly, then dropped)
The black robe
The witness stand
Swearing on the Bible
"I do solemnly swear"
Marriage vows
"I do"
The honeymoon
The bridal veil
The bouquet
The garter toss
Horseshoes for luck
Throwing rice
Tying cans to cars
Saying "I love you"
Greeting cards
Christmas cards (English invention, 1843)
Birthday cards
Get well cards
Postcards
The fountain pen
The ballpoint (Hungarian via Britain)
The typewriter (American but English keyboard layout)
QWERTY (American actually, but for English)
The dictionary (Johnson's, then Webster's adaptation)
The encyclopedia (Britannica)
The thesaurus (Roget)
Grammar textbooks
Spelling rules
Cursive script
Italics
Bold type
Punctuation conventions
The semicolon
The colon
The full stop (period)
Quotation marks
Apostrophes
Most idioms in American English
"Raining cats and dogs"
"Spill the beans"
"Bite the bullet"
"Break the ice"
"Cost an arm and a leg"
"Once in a blue moon"
Most proverbs
Most riddles
Most jokes structures
Knock-knock jokes (English origin)
Most card game vocabulary
Most pub vocabulary
The word "OK" (debated, but English roots)
The phrase "All right"
Cheers as a toast
The toast tradition itself
Champagne for celebrations (French via England)
Wine traditions
Port and sherry (gone)
Sundowners (gone, mostly)
The cocktail (English/American hybrid)
The cocktail party
The dinner party
The hostess
The toastmaster
Speeches at events
Eulogies
The wake
Mourning clothes
Black at funerals
White at weddings
Confetti
The bouquet
Bunting at parties
Streamers
Balloons (rubber tech, but party use is British)
Fireworks (Chinese, but British public use)
4th of July fireworks (replaced Bonfire Night)
The parade tradition
Marching bands
The Mayor's parade
Floats
The town hall meeting
The village green concept (became "the commons")
The town square
The courthouse on the square
The clock tower
Church steeples
Sunday morning church bells
The wedding peal
The funeral toll
The vicarage (became parsonage)
The parish system (residual)
Sunday school
Bible study groups
Hymn books
Pews
Pulpits
Stained glass windows
Gothic architecture in churches
Neoclassical architecture (via Britain via Greece/Rome)
Georgian architecture
Victorian architecture
The white picket fence (English garden tradition)
The lawn
The hedge
The garden
Garden parties
The greenhouse
Allotments (residual, "community gardens")
Lawnmowers
Garden gnomes (German via Britain)
Hedge mazes
Topiary
Ivy on walls
Ivy League itself (the ivy tradition)
The college campus quadrangle
The cloister
The chapel
The dining hall
The refectory
High table (vanished)
College colours
College mottos in Latin
The class ring tradition
The tassel
The valedictorian
The salutatorian
"Pomp and Circumstance" (Elgar) at graduations
Most ceremonial music
"Auld Lang Syne" at New Year
"Happy Birthday" derivatives
Most lullabies
Most folk dances
Square dancing (English country dancing)
Maypole dancing (vanished)
Morris dancing (vanished)
The waltz (Austrian via Britain)
Ballet (French/Italian via Britain)
Opera (Italian via Britain)
The orchestra
The conductor
The string quartet
The choir
The choirmaster
The organist
Cathedral music tradition
Boys' choirs
Hymn singing
Congregational singing
The Christmas carol service
Lessons and carols
The advent calendar (German via Britain)
Advent wreaths
The Christmas stocking
Mistletoe
Holly and ivy
The Yule log
Father Christmas (Santa via Coca-Cola but English roots)
Christmas pudding
Christmas crackers (vanished mostly)
Pulling crackers (vanished)
The paper crown (vanished)
Cracker jokes (vanished)
The Queen's Speech (vanished, replaced by State of the Union)
Trooping the Colour (replaced by July 4 parades)
Most parliamentary terminology
Most legal terminology
Most academic terminology
Most ceremonial terminology
Most aristocratic terminology (residual in some Southern states)
The plantation system (English colonial)
Slavery's legal framework (English colonial law)
Indentured servitude
The land grant
The patent system
Copyright (Statute of Anne, 1710)
Trademark law
Intellectual property concept
The press freedom principle
The free speech tradition
Freedom of religion (Puritan dissent)
Freedom of assembly
The right to petition
The right to bear arms (English Bill of Rights 1689)
Trial by peers
"Innocent until proven guilty"
Burden of proof
Reasonable doubt
The Miranda warning structure (American but rights are English)
The arrest
The booking
The mugshot
The fingerprint (English science)
Forensics (British origin)
Sherlock Holmes-style detection
Scotland Yard imitations (FBI, etc.)
Police forces themselves (Robert Peel)
"Cops" (from "coppers", British slang)
The beat
The patrol
The night watch
The constable
The detective
Plain-clothes officers
The detective novel
The thriller
The spy novel (le Carré, Fleming)
James Bond
Most spy tradecraft language
"MI6"-style intelligence framing (CIA modelled partly)
The Special Relationship itself
NATO membership tradition
The United Nations (Anglo-American framework)
The League of Nations before it
International law tradition
Diplomatic protocol
Embassies
Ambassadors
Consuls
Diplomatic immunity
The State visit
The 21-gun salute
The red carpet
The receiving line
The official photograph
The official portrait
The Oval Office desk (Resolute desk, gift from Queen Victoria)
White House architecture (Georgian)
Capitol Hill architecture (neoclassical)
The Supreme Court building (neoclassical)
The Lincoln Memorial style (Greek revival via Britain)
The Washington Monument (obelisk, via Britain via Egypt)
Most monumental architecture before 1930
Cathedrals modelled on English ones
The cemetery as a park (Victorian invention)
Gravestones in English style
Latin epitaphs
Stone angels
The mausoleum
The crypt
The grave plot
The funeral procession
The hearse
Black ribbons
Half-mast flags
Memorial services
The eulogy
The 21-gun salute at military funerals
"Taps" at military funerals (American melody, British practice)
The folded flag presentation
The white glove tradition
The dress uniform
The medal
The ribbon bar
Knighthoods (rejected) → Medal of Honor (kept the spirit)
The Order of the Bath → Presidential Medal of Freedom structure
Decorations and citations
Battlefield commissions
"For valour" inscriptions
The Victoria Cross influenced the Medal of Honor
Most military ceremonial

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@AlfretonTownFC @CurzonAshton Christ there is some bile on this thread. Looking forward to welcoming you guys back to the northolme and looking forward to visiting again. Good luck going forward, NPL is much friendlier

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@domroma Good luck Dom. What a servant you have been to local non League football. I thought you were getting on a bit at trinity and that's gotta be ten years ago. Here's to the next chapter

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@Tim_Burgess I saw m83 supporting kings of Leon in Nottingham. Never heard of them and they totally blew me away

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@Tim_Burgess @pmberry2007 @LlSTENlNG_PARTY I saw the Walkman supporting the black keys and elbow supporting Coldplay, both gigs I attended just to see the support acts

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@anon_opin Utter bullshit. Some of his 80's albums are a bit sketchy but his output throughout the 70's stands up against anyone. On the beach is a total masterpiece. Give it another listen

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@FCUnitedMcr Fucking hell, I really hope it doesn't piss it down for the next few days after all that

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@braden1986 @mcandidate Saw them and genuinely not thought of for 15 years

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@mcandidate Really liked Toy back in the day. Think an off shoot of Joe lean and the etc

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Oh dear @GnomdePlume

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@WonPeople @theiaincameron I like to pronounce it 'loogabarooga'

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@MuseumCommodore FP 2 was played more than any other game all those years ago

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@ThatEricAlper Bossanova by pixies I have owned on vinyl, CD and tape

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I really wish I'd have found out earlier about angine de poitrine before their whole tour had sold out. Balls

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@SurfThrash I saw them on that tour with the strokes at a festival in the UK. They were and probably still are my favourite band. Excited wasn't the word

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@HLTCO @will_stanser the voice of @GainsTrinityFC

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