J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠

Some say he is a holy man, others say he is a shit head.

[J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠ @Golden_Wyrm]

“Most tweeters don’t tweet like this”

That’s because they aren’t funny.

[Flork @FlorkOfCows]

bringing this img back because last time a ton of people found money they were owed

[J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠ @Golden_Wyrm]

@GOP__Ls Hey @Shanemgillis tell your cousin to chill tf out

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

when a piece of shit dies this website truly comes together

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

"The attempt on my life has left me in need of a ballroom."

[☠️OFFICIAL SKULLERHOOD☠️ @SKULLERHOOD]

Skull night

[Malwarebytes @Malwarebytes]

Imagine how bad a breach like this would be if websites like Pornhub were asked by governments to store personally identifiable information on all of their users oh wait

[J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠ @Golden_Wyrm]

@Lennnnnnie Watch him as he goes

[ICE NINE KILLS @ICENINEKILLS]

RIP Rhea Ripley?! It was Art vs Australia during “A WWEork of Art” at SSC4! Thanks again, Champ, slay ya again anytime!

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

KICKED OUTTA DA CENOBITES BECAUSE ALL MY CHAINS ARE ICED OUT CUBAN LINKS

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

In Dagestan, a hedgehog approached a passerby so that he could remove the tape from its paw. News we lack

[J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠ @Golden_Wyrm]

@MaceAhWindu As an avid LARPer, I can tell you that almost every time I meet someone who plays a monster of a character, they’re super nice and just doing shadow work.

As a kind person in a cruel world, it’s nice to be a POS in a fantasy setting and let it out.

[J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠ @Golden_Wyrm]

@amuse Imagine sympathizing for feds

[Elizabeth says join DSA 🌹🚌 @MissCherryPi]

There is zero tolerance for acts of vandalism against the East India Company. Dumping tea into the harbor is wrong. Period. All Bostonians should condemn it.

[J̸̛͕͕̞̽̓̆͌ã̸͓̔͌̓̒k̶̞̟̫̎͘ȩ̴͓̰̖̬̀̏͠ @Golden_Wyrm]

Let’s fucking go @timburchett

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

JUST IN: Representative Tim Burchett has introduced a bill to ban stock trading by members of Congress, and their families.

Burchett does not own any stock, per our portfolio tracking.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

All my money is in Baseball Cards and Comic Books.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

handing the kids a fucked up looking Jack Black action figure to soften telling them about the divorce