Hype Man

You will cry from disappointment if you interact

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@yarrhat when she shaves the bush and you have to immediately stop and post it on r/bald

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@its_owen_ @xomadmax 3 months is just a quarter of the year, one month is too easy and it felt like a good middle ground.

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i never had the makings of a varsity whore

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i want to be a whore but i don’t have the emotional or physical makings of a whore

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looking for bookshelf design inspiration and i’m seeing a ton of ai slop

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my stomach is already in ruins and i’m about to eat a quesadilla

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i’m the shit i’m farting i don’t how to potty

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @torturedsponge]

money, pussy, weed...... just a few of the many dope things that I am all too familiar with

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@Gnomecliff go birds

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banh mi so good i gotta get another and make love to it

[™³k @_tm3k]

Yeah we're going to war

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@fionaapplescock people are too dumb for that

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@Nemzsi yes but also scary at 22, that’s prime not being married time right there

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going to sleep and i hear somebody doing Who Says by Selena Gomez for karaoke

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3:30 am have to be at work for a double at 11.

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i have no money to be spending but i be going out anyway, had a good ass time too and got called hot #ayyyyy

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@maxthomm they made me dream though

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@amagaeru2174

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@slut4batman who hurt you, and why would you do this