Evan (88 IQ)

Heavenly body

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

Sometimes right before posting a dumb joke on here, I imagine being on trial and the post being used as character evidence, and the jury is so appalled by my humor that they immediately find me guilty.

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@xwanyex Real estate like most markets is propped up by demand, and the majority of it is owned by the most populous generation who are all going to start dropping like flies in 20 years. Woe to real estate owners in that day.

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@9mmsmg Cereal Killer is the worst C4 flavor by far

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@captive_dreamer Speedmaster is cooler

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@justalexoki You must be Hamstringmaxxing

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@pureMetatron "Goodbye."

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@bryan_johnson Hope you guys had fun at prom

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@WurzelRoot Sexual activity is frequency, not number of partners. For Gen Z, 50 bodies just means they've had sex a total of 50 times.

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@justalexoki White shoes and white shirt: Will shoulder check toddlers at TJ Maxx

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@milkandmarrow Dressing performatively is underrated. I would've considered it a compliment.

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@wanted4mogging Be glad you survived the womb

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Imagine the guy at the County Fair who guesses height and weight also offering to guess body count.

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@LizzyStarrrdust Do slutty virgins count?

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@powerbottomdad1 Tell her one of her friends is pregnant

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@eigenrobot Starbucks being expensive happened in like 1999

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@TheMuppetPastor No, no. Hitler did eugenics. We're heckin' decent human beings - we call it healthcare.

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@bizlet7 @gorilla_rape @curtis_yarvin Also the Peter Thiel connection

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@PaigeSully88 It was justified if you said the n-word.

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@MotherGoose_000 @BowtiedQueenBee This was my high school experience. Loved it. Being around others brought out the competitive spirit that made school interesting and made me care about grades.

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@AdolphsonFalkk No parent should have to care for their child.