Evan (88 IQ)

World's leading Jeep hater

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

Sometimes right before posting a dumb joke on here, I imagine being on trial and the post being used as character evidence, and the jury is so appalled by my humor that they immediately find me guilty.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@zoso67011 @RepThomasMassie @MassSkeptic Hippie not to want my fellow countrymen to die for nothing. Got it.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@zoso67011 @RepThomasMassie @MassSkeptic So you're pretty satisfied with how everything's going?

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@zoso67011 @RepThomasMassie @MassSkeptic I care more about any single American soldier's life than anything we could possibly be trying to obtain in Iran.

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@minordissent Absolute nuclear truth

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@beachshack101 @RepThomasMassie @MassSkeptic A few thousand dollars over a year ago?

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@zoso67011 @RepThomasMassie @MassSkeptic So you want our troops in combat?

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@eigenrobot Most merchant fees are paid in revenue sharing to parties like the card issuer. Interest helps keep those fees down.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@l_i_n_d_z__ Being heterosexual to assert dominance

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@BacardiCapital Wearing driving shoes while not driving is a faux pas.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@eigenrobot Problem is all the fancy credit card perks you and I enjoy come courtesy of the people who carry a balance.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@Unstoppable218 @hubermanlab Whoa are you saying Huberman might have less-than-admirable character?

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@jarvis_best Certain someone very noticeably missing

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@FischerKing64 We've got to get to the bottom of why men who can have any woman consistently choose the ones whose cultures prioritize being a graceful wife over being an empowered feminist.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@RabbiJeffx @grok https://t.co/hSXxtcp0v5

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

Grok being asked for the six millionth time to respond with one word only when everyone already knows the answer is Israel

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Grok being asked for the six millionth time to respond with one word only when everyone already knows the answer is Israel

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@musestoomuch "Grande flat white for Harry"

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@xwanyex They thought "I know you are, but what am I?" was the most savage burn in kindergarten and just never grew out of that.

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

Defensively positioned arms. Weak posture. Mouth hanging open. Dude has totally lost his aura. A fate worse than death.

[pshs04 @pshs04]

Epstein was spotted in Brazil a few days ago in November 6 in Rio de Janeiro in a saturday night at a dinner bar

Some people used facial recognition software and made a report, and it came out moderately positive

He's just living his life as usual

[Evan (88 IQ) @GoodVersus]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Nice to see more black guys are using Tinder nowadays

[Margot @margot39538]

@Brcremer Beware of any Christian who can’t discern enemies from friends