Anna Goodman

[Amy Acker @AmyAcker]

She picked me! #themachine #PersonOfInterest

[POI Writers' Office @POIWritersRoom]

only thing better than @AmyAcker as Root... is Amy as the Machine...

[POI Writers' Office @POIWritersRoom]

Originally thought up this sequence for a Bourne film... But Root deserved it more...

[POI Writers' Office @POIWritersRoom]

Sorry Reese and Shaw... Root just won the toughest SOB on POI award.

[POI Writers' Office @POIWritersRoom]

Harold wasn't talking to you, bitch.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(440): Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird

[Amy Acker @AmyAcker]

Here we go…The 100th episode! I recommend getting some tequila!

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

No one cares about Whitewater. In this particular election, Hillary could've literally murdered my grandmother & I'd still vote for her.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(904): I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.

[Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin]

"I'm going to make you a sandwich" doesn't sound threatening unless the person who said it is a wizard.

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Big thank you to all the people wishing me a happy birthday. This is what a 46-year-old looks like.

[Veep @VeepHBO]

When the results from the Kentucky and Oregon #primaries finally come in. #Veep

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(269): I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet

[Amy Acker @AmyAcker]

@mscrivnerlove I think Root needs a cooking show #PersonOfInterest

[Amy Acker @AmyAcker]

Welcome back SHAW!
#PersonOfInterest

[Amy Acker @AmyAcker]

Tailbone is back to normal 👍🏻👯#PersonofInterest

[Amanduh @Mandama004]

Damn, Root, at least take her to dinner first. #PersonOfInterest

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(603): I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

On this day in #TheOffice history, Jim and Pam kissed at Casino Night! https://t.co/Z4u3nGeElb