monki

[Jümi @cptcoinclipper]

Oh herro rittle girl, you come fry on my prane. We go ter Aviv, say hi to my fren moroch.

[Dom Kwok | EasyA @dom_kwok]

you are going to make it

[Dom Kwok | EasyA @dom_kwok]

manifest abundance

[monki @GoodiesGrandpas]

@CeeCeeMcFee who gon’ fly back to get the tram then?!

[monki @GoodiesGrandpas]

@CeeCeeMcFee

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

the prophecy is being fulfilled

[Сесил @CeeCeeMcFee]

Beast mode i have to say

[Dom Kwok | EasyA @dom_kwok]

models, but not fat and ugly

[Dom Kwok | EasyA @dom_kwok]

nobody's coming to save you also means nobody's coming to stop you

[monki @GoodiesGrandpas]

@dom_kwok

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Сесил @CeeCeeMcFee]

Excuse me whilst I allow this experience to turn me jaded and bitter 🥂

[Сесил @CeeCeeMcFee]

Pussy had me considering the true cost of war

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

I took the e out of emotion and a nigga been on the go ever since! #FridayNigga #Motion #RealNigga

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

I’ve killed 13 aliens in the past month and they all looked exactly like regular human beings

[Dom Kwok | EasyA @dom_kwok]

making $1 million per year is a lot simpler than most people think.

all you have to do is take $30 million dollars, put it in t-bills and with a 3.5% yield you're making $1 million per year.

don't overthink it.

[Wallace 🇬🇱 @Holstered]

At least when you got killed by an FPV pre-24 you would get a cool song sometimes

Now you get tripple T dancing while the most dog shit remix plays in the background

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

>wants us to eat ze bugs
>looks like a bug

What is his end goal?