Google Screws Webmasters

Be evil. This account is satire. I would never work for Google.

[Matthew Keys @MatthewKeysLive]

@rustybrick

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@CharlestonCraft @rustybrick Honestly his last position, "Search Liaison" reads about the same too. 😅

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@YoungbloodJoe Not evening getting a parting gaslight from Danny is really sad. 😭

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Congratulations on the new role Danny! You had a great run of offering zero value to website owners you were supposed to "liaison" with.

[Google SearchLiaison @searchliaison]

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@natejhake Where is the cowardly @searchliaison to explain this away?

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@Okayy_Dan @searchliaison when he has to do his job.

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@mikefutia @lilyraynyc @googlesearchc @searchliaison Woah. Let's not be too harsh on @searchliaison. He says he's on X everyday... What he's doing exactly, I don't know. 😂

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@googlesearchc More helpful content platitudes. Did Danny write this?

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Website Owners: Can you give us hard numbers on how AIOs impact site traffic?

Google:

[Google Search Central @googlesearchc]

Curious about AI in Search and your website? We just launched two new documentation pages and a blog post with some general tips on what to think about with regards to these new Search experiences. Check out the blog post at https://t.co/fYaVOfICmL

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@mountainweekly @lilyraynyc Danny is not genuine. He's there for a paycheck.

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@lilyraynyc The way the @searchliaison acted during the entire rollout was fascinating to watch. He was quick to jump in and offer "help" but then was completely wrong with everything he said.

So is Danny a liar or just completely clueless about the company he does PR for?

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"Focus on writing helpful content (so we can steal it)." - @searchliaison

[Lily Ray 😏 @lilyraynyc]

It re-wrote everything I wrote in a post that’s basically as long as my original post ☠️

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@jeremyknauff Don't worry @searchliaison says the share price will recover any month now...

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The helpful company update

[Jeremy Knauff @jeremyknauff]

While this may look like your Google Analytics account, it’s actually Google’s price. 🤣

Let’s give this “update” a name.

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@sengineland @MrDannyGoodwin Are they actually celebrating query churn 😅

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How generous of the trillion dollar company to invite a staggering 7 people to a "Creator Summit." Maybe it needs a new name like "Creator Slight-Incline?" Thoughts @searchliaison?

[Blaine Smith @GHBSmith]

From 1 of 5 who were invited to another Creator Summit with Google

We're well past the "months" stage 😆

What kind of snacks did they have for a creator, who lost $11,700 a month, coming away blaming creators? 🤣

https://t.co/CxrgnA9jVD

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@searchliaison when he needs to do his job

[Barry Schwartz @rustybrick]

If this doesn't sound like Reddit is building content for search engines (not users) at scale, with Google's blessing (and help) then I don't know what does... would really love to hear from @searchliaison on this officially

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@searchliaison gets mad when folks call him a liar, but stuff like this shows his "truth" ain't so true.

[Gagan Ghotra @gaganghotra_]

I wish just like Reddit I had the option to get feedback about SEO projects launch from Google itself 😏

Q1 2025 Reddit Earnings call transcript here https://t.co/re8qrhURQO

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But the @searchliaison says this year they are finally going to help niche sites.

[Jeremy Knauff @jeremyknauff]

I have a theory—Google wiped millions of websites out of the search results to run these companies into bankruptcy so they can’t organize a class action lawsuit for IP theft.

That’s why they gave everyone the run around for over a year before launching their trash AI that was built on stolen content.

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Danny is a liar. He has been since the moment he became the search liaison.

[The World Travel Guy @aworldtravelguy]

Google’s theft spree continues. Still no sign of that creator-boosting update @searchliaison was telling us about 6 months ago.