Jared Jared Jared

well it's Jared. writer. urban planner. election enthusiast. geography knower. john wick enjoyer. now on bluesky

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

David vs. Goliath

The Electrician (Ondřej Satoria) who K'd Shohei Ohtani on 3 pitches. 👀

[🤍 Sammy G 🤍 @SammyTheOG]

Don’t invite the dolls to your Halloween party unless you want Cunty Northernlion to show up

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

Bills-Lions Super Bowl.

[Cupid💘 MALLORY STAN @cupidsairrow]

“The only thing better than attending your funeral is knowing you’ll be waking up the next morning after it” #survivor #survivor47

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

Well that settles it. The Buffalo Bills are the worst team in the nfl.

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

- Martial law declared in South Korea
- Romanian election annulled
- Collapse of Assad regime
- French government toppled
- US CEO assassination
- Switzerland votes to dissolve itself
Just hit after hit after hit

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

This is such a funny thing to post about someone who hasn’t been caught

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

The Dodgers are basically doing what I did in Backyard Baseball: choosing only the best players and winning every game by 10+ runs

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

he actually is the best to ever do it

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

@davidhogg111 Yeah man she's in Alaska lol

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

From NPR it's This American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Today's topic: cats. Where are they? And may I see one? To find out we brought some tuna. Stay with us.

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

@PopulismUpdates Even back then Americans were using burgers as a way to understand the economy and our world

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

@PopulismUpdates Michigan gets a 3rd peninsula

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Garfield By Jim Davis 11-14-85

[Jared Jared Jared @Gooplefries]

@Kofie No one hates League more than the people who play it. Stayin away at all costs

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Looking forward to RFK claiming victory four years from now that is actually 100% attributable to ozempic

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

found this guy sweeping the road in Copper Harbor, Michigan