John Gorman

[John Gorman @GormanBJ]

@marriedmn It’s a trap! There’s no one better than your wife. Trust me! ;)

[John Gorman @GormanBJ]

@BillAckman Who’s taken an uber in the last few years?

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@LeveredVinny Don’t forget inheritance…

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@darrelltalksfi Math checks out. But at least we know we’ve paid 13% in social security…

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@kevin_nealon RIP Joe Dirt.

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@rod_mallo What’s front to back, isn’t that more typical?

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@jessesingal That would annoy the shit out of me as a reviewer.

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@DrCamiloOrtiz 100%

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@Polymarket “Scientists propose finding the infinity stones…” I’ve seen all these movies. What kind of dystopian future are we signing up for? Is this like a death lottery or Logan’s Run where they kill you at 28, or the “snap” where half the people just die instantly?

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@hunkenjoyer I thought you were talking about “Lovejoy”

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@man_theta @elonmusk @dhh Bats have eyes…

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@BernieSanders It’s not…
healthcare spending per person

It’s really…
healthcare taking per person.

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@FrMatthewLC I like it when the rich spread money around. Creates jobs.

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@texasrunnerDFW “Marry the house, date the rate”. lol

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@bryan_johnson Imagine making someone else’s life better. You’ll remember and relive that forever. Your years will feel fuller and more satisfying. Isn’t that the point? To make our productive years more full and fulfilling rather than just living longer?

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@BoomerDivvies …10x median salary for a house…
…1x median salary for down payment…
That takes a decade to save if you’re financially diligent. Young folks are tired of the struggle. It shouldn’t be that hard if our country prioritized children and families.

[John Gorman @GormanBJ]

@esaagar “There’s an explosion of chocolatey goodness in Hershey Pennsylvania”. Not related….

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@esaagar I also like it when your train is a an hour late but they only notify you 10min before departure time. That’s swell.

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@esaagar You got two rides for the price of one…

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@elonmusk @dhh Nature already ran the experiment, everything uses vision.