Madd?e

they/she/he; ADHD is a bitch but it's also a funny bitch.

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Every morning the powers that be grant us the will to advance our journey in whatever direction we find need of. And every morning those powers watch me choose to advance in the direction of Seasons 2-12 of the Simpsons.

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Awake in the middle of the night (actually 7a) with my predator instinct activated (want to chase something and chew on it, not anxiety, not lust, but a third neutral thing)

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Giggling like I am malicious and evil: huehehehehe ooOoooh oooOoOOh watch out I'm gonna take care of you and make you feel so important

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Me having wild and intimate fantasies: I want him to feel comfortable enough to take a nap on me

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With enough adoration for art/architecture and enough disrespect for institutionalized religion to babygirlify a cathedral

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Olympic sport of trying so hard to hold still when the uber driver is playing your favorite song

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My kid was never a name or a gender marker, that's just player customization. They're the same gamer they always were 💚🥤

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I'm a boygirl of multitudes I want a corset I wanna binder I want bigger pockets in this princess skirt for my pokemon cards I want to abandon my country

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@cowboyjdyn No we mostly had Little Mix and Ed Sheeran cameos

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@robinsrage - Timothy Treadwell

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Finally back home to that unquestioned 4 ft² area outside the bathroom which is not tethered to reality and offers a brief surreal experience every time I pass thru it

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When I finally told mom I pierced my own ears, I didn't expect her to respond by asking me to bring my piercing stuff over to do some of hers

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Mom: please don't say "they want to fuck their mother" so loudly, we have kids living around us
Me: well they have to learn about Freud at some point

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Back into a stage of life where my real life friends are also my tumblr mutuals and they treat me better than any of you ever would

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Elderly women with too long nails my beloved

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Telling the guy I've been going out with when he goes to the gay bar without me that should the opportunity present itself he should absolutely make out with a Mads Mikkelsen lookalike. By no means do I want to stand in the way of that experience

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*taking pictures of a marble statue's feet while hanging out with romantic interest* I promise it's an art thing, not a fetish- it actually started with my dead grandma

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Then I start to run through other famous artists to see what sounds right ".....Titian? No. Carravagio? No....... Goya-no."

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My primary character flaw is when attempting to list the ninja turtles I always stall on Leonardo

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When they laugh at your stupid pun and you just NEED to make out about it

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Having a crush for the first time in a long while and finding out that I in fact seem to be made of non-harvestable combustible materials