CptCarr

Baltimore is life, Dc has hockey though, Denver living for the now. Catch me outside!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Twitter chuds: Achilles is the MANLIEST of all MEN he is so STRONG and MANLY.

Achilles: mix my ashes with Patroclus's so we can be together forever.

[CptCarr @Got_Carr]

@CaimanVigilante @Saadusmani78 @simonmaechling The industry you keep referring to isn’t chemistry, it’s Capitalism/food “safety” for money, I agree those standards aren’t valid if actually held to the light, but as the saying goes “the dose makes the poison” and chemists aren’t making those rules.

[CptCarr @Got_Carr]

@CaimanVigilante @Saadusmani78 @simonmaechling Again, you keep using “industry” like some sort of conspiracy theorist. Mercury, no, arsenic, yea that’s more natural in foods. But again, you seem to think dosage is something science is making up.

[CptCarr @Got_Carr]

@CaimanVigilante @Saadusmani78 @simonmaechling “His industry” you mean science. If it’s under a safe limit, then it’s safe. Does it belong? That’s not up to science that’s up to the people making it.

[kath @kathsox]

the baltimore orioles

[KS1 👯‍♀️ @KimSchuss]

To everyone going to the single admission doubleheader today while I’m stuck at work

[O’s Card Giveaways @OsCardGiveAways]

If you bought parking for $20 and are reselling it for $75 or more…

[sidjustkidding @sidjustkidding]

Fanart I drew of Sidney Crosby dying in a glue trap

[Arron Automata 🤖 @Arron_TK]

Me: *Saves game and goes to quit*

Game: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO QUIT? ALL UNSAVED PROGRESS WILL BE LOST!

Me:

[Enda O'Halloran @EO_Halloran]

Wrong.

We still are

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Please Trump, unblock the strait of Hormel, I need that god damn chili

[Nathan Aaron @Nathan_Redacted]

The people. They yearn for the megalopolis of Havre de Grace and/or Perryville.

[Jim Rosati 🏴‍☠️ @northsiden0tch]

King Charles II, 1665

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[Lawrence Hamtil @lhamtil]

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

[SleeperOrioles @SleeperOrioles]

Watching the Orioles today #Birdland