dog on the moon

Tweeting into the abyss. 30↑, queer, they/them. Eat the rich.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

do you think the end of the roman empire felt this boring to live through

[wint @dril]

i Fucking hate it when i come at the king and miss, especially when I best not do that

[j @joyci_schecter]

people starting friendship age gap discourse is crazy and also why most young people have such an incredibly limited worldview because they don’t interact with anyone over a year older than them in a meaningful way

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

But if you are fighting about it and name-calling, you are doing it wrong. You are draining the fun out of it, even hurting people. I will never be a fan of that. I don't take shit from bullies. No one should. Shame on you. 2/2

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

Fan Fiction is transgressive. It co-opts the creator's vision. It steps on it. It is fiction built on fiction. There can be no canon in it. I say do it, have at it. I have tried it and my Destiel is better writing than my Wincest. My Johnlock is better than both. 1/2

[Quantіan @quantian1]

This gets said a lot, but “This user was suspended for posting child exploitation pictures; but I, the CEO of this website, personally ordered his account restored because I enjoy his content” is literally an admission you would need to torture out of me and all 500 of my lawyers

[BILL OAKLEY @thatbilloakley]

You may recall how a week or so I tweeted about how freakish the very rich are and how they don’t know things like what Mountain Dew is or how to run a washing machine. Here’s a perfect example

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

This is how things lose meaning. You keep telling the same stories over and over again; they become less relevant, more and more shallow, spectacle over thoughtful depth... and when we live in a world where art speaks not to our hearts, it's easy to forget how to use it.

[headless horse child (taken out for gallops) 🫏🐀 @BinAnimals]

So, Musk's X just stole the @ x account, definitely people to trust with your banking, commerce, everything.

https://t.co/InjMLEz4Ep

[the bri’s knees @thereylovoid]

None of this would have happened if Tumblr had just kept the porn

[wint @dril]

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

brb gotta go give all of my banking information to the exploding car guy so I can buy things on the website he turned into 4chan for aging incels

[Find me on bsky @colin-fraser.net @colin_fraser]

The method that they describe only considers a tweet to be “toxic” if it contains a word on the 300-word slur list verbatim and I can’t overemphasize that that’s not a smart way to measure this

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

this week's comic brought to you by the Canadian housing market

[GRM @gayredmage]

The best part about being gay is the sin.