Your Friend, Doug

I’m Doug from Richmond PA

[₉⁹₉ @kvngcxlstxn]

Please oh great niggerologist enlighten us on how killing a teenage tourist over a hat is a complex matter.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Austin was murdered by a racist black kid with a violent history and a chip on his shoulder.
He should rot in prison.

[dolo @doloyeung]

Me: Bring out the waitress who called me a gamer freak yesterday. I want her to apologize again

Long John Silver's manager: Sir, she's not back there

Tutorial voice in my head: Close one eye to enable pirate vision. By enabling pirate vision you can see scallywags through walls

[Emma @CampbellxEmma]

Be nice, he's trying his best...

[ØSØ @OsoBlanc0]

One of my favorite DVD commentary track moments is on the Big Trouble In Little China commentary when John Carpenter tells Kurt Russell that Kurt’s best acting performance was Captain Ron

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@puppycelebrity Hey you’re they faggot!

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@sinnedsystem Shut the fuck up nigger

[🌘ʀᴇᴠᴇɴᴀɴᴛ⚡ @revenant_MMXX]

Nuisance crimes need to be punished way more harshly than they are. Your life should be over if you do something like this

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@swageshia @chiweethedog This sounds like the perfect movie to jack off too tbh

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@Howlingmutant0 @JUSTcatmeme Good old Greggshells and Pockface

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is my political ideology

[HakureiRyan @HakureiRyan]

They literally just let off a ոiցցеr who killed a 16 year old girl btw.

[baitbleed @baitbleed]

Why is it illegal to play with MY OWN penis in public?

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I hate employee-owned companies…let the boss run things; that’s his job.

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@Clarosu1 @peasiie @SynthPotato @s1nicki They were arcadey type games up until very recently

[UBERSOY @UBERSOY1]

I do believe Dean is a rapist, his entire schtick is predatory and he looks very guilty and defensive when questioned.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚗 𝚔 ✪ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ʜᴜsᴛʟᴀ @kenn_k]

say anything
"wow, i can get sexual too" [2005]

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@Def_Not_Deuce Why would I care

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@DVADigital323 Fuck off nigger

[Your Friend, Doug @GoyCattleSlave]

@Flaassing @Wario64 You’re a fucking dipshit if you think this is happening instead of a remaster