Young Trash Can

OJ glove ain’t even fit

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Almost a grand later, goodbye New Orleans

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The last time i was asleep was 6:59 AM on Thursday. Who the fuck put me in charge of me

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@D_Squirts @isotit We just pullt up I’m a sixer of Smirnoff ices deep and a gator tail in

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Mississippi may be dumb, they may be racist, they may be fat, and this state may be bottom three in the union, but goddamnit if they got one thing right it’s that passengers can drink in a moving vehicle

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@mikeclout69 Poors

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@mikeclout69 PlayStations are for the poore

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@mikeclout69 No i meant ur team overall boiiii

[General Stoke @largefather6969]

Sleep over at k-hole. We got @yungcarbonara cheefin the cancer stick @isotit trynna watch spy kids @GoyardDuffle poppin sauce. 50 wings and an extra large chicken bacon ranch enroute @kusini_atatokea cozy under a nice stiched blanket s/o grand ma#pillowfightwednesdays

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@D_Squirts @largefather6969 @yungcarbonara @isotit @kusini_atatokea We big cozy on this side

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You damn right i want sex Barter 7 was supposed to be in moments a week ago

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@oldpenisOG It’s not that dissimilar to taking 3 xans and facing an entire ball in 1 line

[ice berg benzo @D_Squirts]

@GoyardDuffle This is your best tweet ever

[General Stoke @largefather6969]

@GoyardDuffle What about instagram story birthday posts tho

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@largefather6969 I gave up on instagram stories I’ve never seen one that made me not hate the person so i just don’t grind on the anymore

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While we’re here “on fleek” was the worst phrase girls ever brought into this world and is tied with parenthetical Instagram joke captions for the things i hate most

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@oldpenisOG However, pull up on me with some duct tape and sangria and we may be on to something

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@oldpenisOG Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinions of sheep

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Damn I’m mad af on the interweb and i ain’t een had a bad day

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Trump supporters’ super power is that every single one is actually the dumbest individual in the world, it’s impressive, you can meet two at once and they’re somehow simultaneously both dumber than each other and anyone you’ve ever met.