Zak Greunke

Huskers, Packers, Creighton, UNO, US Soccer, Peru State Bobcats

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“They dumped BILLIONS into homelessness and somehow it all just disappeared.”

“The minute anyone said ‘show us the receipts,’ the audits got killed.”

David Spade says Newsom blocked audits of spending, vetoing bills that would’ve shown taxpayers EXACTLY where the money went.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Forty people were shot in Chicago over the weekend and a teenager hit five cops with his car. This is all a choice from the idiot mayor and idiot governor. Let President Trump end the violence. Chicago deserves much better.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Here to chase legacy on home soil.

Mauricio Pochettino has selected the 26 players to represent the United States this summer.

[Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka]

Stephen Colbert in 2022: I'll happily pay $15 a gallon for gas because I drive a Tesla and don't care!

Colbert in 2026: Oil prices are out of control! This is outrageous! Donald Trump is a moron!

That’s the definition of a hypocrite.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Actor Vince Vaughn calls out late-night comedians, says people like Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and others have all become the “SAME SHOW.”

“It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f*cking class I didn’t want to take.”

THEO VON: “A lot of the late shows have struggled.”

VINCE VAUGHN: “Oh, bro.”

THEO: “Because… the only person they could make fun of at a certain point was just like white redneck kind of people. And it f*cking tanked [ratings].”

VINCE: “I think that the talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based.”

“They were gonna evangelize people to what they thought… It felt like they had an agenda.”

“It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in a f*cking class I didn’t want to take.”

“They all became the same show.”

“And they all became so about their politics and who’s good and who’s bad.”

“Imagine sitting next to someone like that on a f*cking plane. You’d be like, how do I get out of this f*cking seat?”

THEO: “I would FART right next to them.”

VINCE: “You’d fart your way out of it?”

THEO: “Yeah, I would. I would for sure.”

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Pritzker went to Minnesota to mourn two people who got themselves killed while trying to obstruct ICE operations.

Yet still has not said a word about 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman being killed in Chicago by an illegal alien.

[Creighton Men’s Basketball @BluejayMBB]

16 Legendary Years.

Thank you for everything, Coach.

📰 https://t.co/fOxtJ41DsA

#GoJays x @cucoachmac

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

That’s a legend right there.

[Sarah Adams @sarahadams]

Be this guy, every single time!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Yes, a thousand times over.

[Zak Greunke @Gr3unk3]

@baltimoresun Go fuck yourself

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“The potholes in the Midwest can’t be that bad”

The potholes in the Midwest:

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

It’s been nearly two months and not a single Somali daycare has sued @nickshirleyy.

It’s almost as if they were, in fact, fraudulent.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

15 years ago today...

"The Green Bay Packers are world champions of football!"

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨: NEVER FORGET how @HillaryClinton handled the Benghazi attack:

- 29 DISTRESS calls
-13 HOURS delayed support
- 4 AMERICANS DEAD

Remember their names:
- Ambassador Chris Stevens
- Information Officer Sean Smith
- Security Officers Glen Doherty
- Tyrone Woods

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles https://t.co/0zKQ9lgdiz

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

Today, we honor the legacy of our great Chaplain Corps as we celebrate “Four Chaplains Day.”

On this day in 1943, four U.S. Army Chaplains paid the ultimate sacrifice. They joined together to comfort the 902 service members aboard the USAT Dorchester as it sank after being struck by a German torpedo—only 230 survived.

In their final act of selflessness, the priest, rabbi, and two ministers gave away their own lifejackets and sang comforting hymns for the men in their final moments.

I am eternally thankful for the countless sacrifices Military Chaplains have made over our nation’s 250 years. As the Department of War continues our mission to Make the Chaplain Corps Great Again, I am confident the souls of our service members will be well cared for throughout generations to come.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

They're still not listening 😂

[US Holocaust Museum @HolocaustMuseum]

Anne Frank was targeted and murdered solely because she was Jewish. Leaders making false equivalencies to her experience for political purposes is never acceptable. Despite tensions in Minneapolis, exploiting the Holocaust is deeply offensive, especially as antisemitism surges.