Grand Gars

Relax!

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

Gerascophobia is really threatening my life.

Each time I imagine of it, I get verklempt with feelings of sadness in frailty. But I hope that time will be a trauvaille and I will be full of naz.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@samirande_ F̶̢̧̨̨͖̰͖̼̗͚̲̦͙̠̩̪̺̙̮̤̹̮͉̼̻͇̫͙̙͌̔́̏̀͊͒͊̽̂̓͛͒̿̈́̂̀̈́̇̽̈́̇͌͌̂̅̈́̑͌̾̊͘̚̚ͅͅg̶͕̘̓́͆́̀̈́͐͂̍̀̋̅̋́͘͘͝ģ̸̪̺͓̺̳͎̪̼̻̳̣̯̠̦̮̭̃̈́̈́̀̇͐̒̑̈̿͊́̇̎͆̉́͛͂́̃͒̐̊͐͑̎͒͆͂͋͒͐̿̃̒͛́͐̏̌̀̓̚͘̕ͅ ̶̡̛͙͓̹̤̍̈́̇̐͆̓͆̊͗̾͜h̴̨̢̧̝̖̗͔̙͔͚̜̟̩̗͚͖̤͖͕̯̫̘͓͔̼̺͖͉̠̣̟͔̞͈̭͉̟̱̅́̀́̒͂̈́̿̂̌̆̎̃̍̇̈́͛͛͆̈̅͑̑̾́̌̓̕̚̕̚͝ͅͅ

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@EvanoMemba Story ya hot water umetoa wapi Evans?

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@EliasWill2 @cyrawww Here is maltreatment.
Now go sit down, chill, and see the difference.

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

He probably should have left for Milk and never came back....

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@elvis_zamanii The punishment should not be harsh. He should just be carefully skinned alive and then soaked in cayenne pepper water!

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@cathy_mutuku @county017 @GvnMutula Teena ni black mamba!!!

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@Richiemash_ It's a number of writers and editors.

The first writer says, "lets sleep here."

The second one edits it to say, "Shall we seek our repose here?"

Then the third one does the unimaginable and says, "Herein, let's yield to the embrace of Morpheus."

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@EliasWill2 @cyrawww And stop being unnecessarily sensitive too. Amemchoma?

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@Cde_begar Peek-a-boo with a guy who's not swinging back?

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@missykeyna 😂😂😂

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@Mike_Scott @thedaywar90 They asked for numbers, not digits.

982 is one number but it has 3 digits.

So the clock has 12 numbers but 15 digits.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@justforit1801 @missykeyna @JullietNjeri Well, based on my experience, I'd say that is debatable. There's a clique of ladies that cannot thrive in peaceful environments.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@missykeyna @JullietNjeri Because since history, women have loved challenging others. So they are just doing what they consider a norm. Just the way men do what they deem normal.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@missykeyna @JullietNjeri 😅😅just aunties being aunties. If you don't put those women in their place, they will finish your wife for you.

It is advisable that they get to know that you will not entertain maltreatment of your wife-to-be or wife. With that, they'll all stay in their lane.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@missykeyna @JullietNjeri No they don't.
They simply sideline him, because most men abhor chaos and shouting at a fellow man is calling for it.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@Vickyjr @SpaceYaMagari @SangKip4 Hizo mbili zimepiga bei ya all four tires😅😅.

Niliwahi umiziwa lights nikapewa quotation incredible😂😂eih!!

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@JullietNjeri @missykeyna No I don't, because in maasai culture, it is not a sin for a son inlaw to slaughter a cow when there's an event.

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@missykeyna @JullietNjeri Eva, in what world do father in laws find themselves cooking Mùkimo?

Anyways, this was just a test from the aunties. Sidhani huyo ni mother in law!

Mother in law was probably sitting somewhere being judgemental!

[Grand Gars @GrandGars1]

@LibOrNormal He actually could.
He just didn't want to.
I'd skin that croc if my nephew was ever in danger while with me!