sad grandpa

Survivor of the markets, and grandma's cooking. In retirement, I started a thing called twitter and a sure-fire way to make money, DFS. Wish me luck!

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@jbresl The great thing about winning the Milly is that you don't have to answer "are you sure you're a DFS pro?", cause history will do it for you.

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@HowTheProsDo Achane would have taken it to the house! (and not be hurt)

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@adamlevitan @2Hats1Mike @DrewDinkmeyer The show doesn't really "hit" anymore now that there isn't a special guest every week. Sad.

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@BrianHooper__ Condia???

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@JMToWin That makes those weekly flights suck a little less!! Congrats!

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@DavisMattek 301 drafts on UD, 41% Rice. So far, so good.

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@DavisMattek Pitts, T. Lance, and Uncle Lenny

[Hoppy Kercheval @HoppyKercheval]

Pittsburgh police report/4: Robert Huggins, 69 , of Morgantown, West Virginia was charged with Driving Under the Influence. He was released from custody and will appear for a preliminary hearing at a later date.

[sad grandpa @GrandpaSad]

Looks like the AFC South champ and a Wildcard winner will be playing their playoff game on Peacock this year!!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL announced that Peacock will be the home for the first-ever exclusive live streamed NFL Playoff game, presenting an NFL Wild Card Playoff in primetime on Saturday, Jan. 13, 2024.

[sad grandpa @GrandpaSad]

@mossbac @ACLU_WV Sure. Please give us all of the examples of the ACLU "destroying" our country.

I'll answer for you... you can't. You heard it on Faux News, you're stupid, and you just parrot what you've been told to say.

Bless your heart.

[sad grandpa @GrandpaSad]

@JGardne17509001 @ACLU_WV But there is that whole "freedom of religion" part. I think it's in the amendment BEFORE the second. I know y'all don't recognize any amendment other than the 2nd, but it does exist. Just like the words "well regulated" exist .

[Rita Oak @ritaoak_art]

Drawing Jimmy G every day until he gets traded. Day 404: Last Day ❤️💛

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@Toure Get over yourself. Comedians do comedy. You do... whatever it is you do (comedy??)

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Prince could make hella pancakes on this S.O.B

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

First thought when you see this Stove?

[Dayne Young @dayneyoung]

The Peach Bowl championship shirt is horrendous

[sad grandpa @GrandpaSad]

@uncl3dunkl3 @THEFACTSMAN1 There's a lot of VERY excited albino midgets in this country right now!

[Football @BostonConnr]

Raiders are undefeated since Derek Carr cried at his press conference

Your move Russell Wilson

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@AlZeidenfeld That makes the trade a very rare thing indeed, a win-win trade.

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@ThePME @2Hats1Mike That's Hottttt!!

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

Whilst the troops suffered a momentary misfire of my sidearm, I led the men deep into frosted grass en route to revealing the Sheep in Lion's Cloth.

I must retrieve to barracks to mend. We shall drill 'morrow in hopes to be formidable for years to come.

Godspeed.
—JF