Grant Doran

Skier from Scotland living in Dubai. My opinions are my own (Unless I've stolen them from far more intelligent people... Which is likely.)

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@glefgren @elonmusk @bot @bot send this to me

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@timthetatman World Cup probably has something to do with it. At least 3 hours of football a day. No time to watch content

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@timthetatman #fighttherobot

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@playnewworld any chance of a priority queue for “lag detected” disconnections? I’ve queued for about 14 hours over the past two days and have 20 minutes of playtime. Got on for 40 seconds and then kicked to 3425 in the queue.

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@OoredooQatar I've had Ooredoo to for 1 day and it doesn't work. Then when I call the hotline it hangs up on me 3 times... #ooredootv

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@RadioX listening in Doha, Qatar... Ok maybe not listen on FM

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@ChrisMoyles I can make Thursday. Live in Doha, 7 hour flight but a curry sounds worth it. Get Pippa to invite sweaty guy from yesterday!

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@ChrisMoyles @RadioX I'm listening in Qatar online (pretty sure I shouldn't be allowed to do that so shhhhhh)

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@PapaJohns order pizza from your Qatar store only to receive it 2 hours 40 minutes later. Great service...

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

My real name is James Blount, but I changed it as people teased me that it rhymed with 'count'.

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@EE getting phonecalls from 0345 450 0269 claiming to be EE with discount rates. Is this a scam or genuine? Getting loads of calls!

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@David_Cameron Dave - since when was golf invented in England? #G7 #numpty #bettertogether #DontBeDaftDavie #golf #scotland

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@itvthismorning wonder if all these parents complaining about 1D pot smoking are squeaky clean themselves? #hypocrites

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Instead of wishing for more wishes. Wish for more genies #loophole #TheMoreYouKnow

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Don't let anyone tell you what to do. That's an order.

[Grant Doran @Grant_Doran]

@scott_middler @NFarman92 #NachoNovoBaby

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@marksandspencer thanks for your speedy reply!

[Grant Doran @Grant_Doran]

@marksandspencer I may have found a worm in my bag of M&S pistachios :(

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How Elise was penalised there is beyond me #bbcsochi #failjudges #Sochi2014 #SochiProblems

[Grant Doran @Grant_Doran]

Congrats to the woman's curling on their bronze! Still slightly obsessed with Anna Sloan. Those eyes! #TeamGB #lovecurling