DEAR SOUTH AFRICANS, WE’VE DONE IT AGAIN AT THE COMMONWEALTH GAMES ‼️ ‼️ 🚨
SOUTH AFRICA IS A NATION OF WINNERS AND NOBODY CAN DISPUTE THAT ‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦👌🏿🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦👌🏿🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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A woman joins a Country Club, and when she hears some guys talking about their round, she says, “I played on my College Golf Team, and was pretty good. Mind if I join you all next week?”
Nobody wants to say ‘yes’ but they’re sort of on the spot, so finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30a" almost hoping that the early tee-time will cause her to reconsider.
The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."
She's there at 6:30a - sharp, and proceeds to beat all of them with a blistering 2-under par round.
Turns out that a he's lots of fun, funny, and the guys are thoroughly impressed by their new ‘fourth’.
They congratulate her on her game and invite her back the next week.
She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30a, or 6:45a."
The next week she again shows up at 6:30a sharp!
Only this time, she plays left-handed, and again handily beats them, playing an even par round with her off hand.
The three guys are incredulous.
They're totally amazed.
They can't figure her out.
She's very pleasant and a gracious winner.
They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.
The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys.
This week she plays right-handed and again, narrowly, beats all three of them.
The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.
However, she's so charming and complimentary of their play, they can't seem to hold a grudge.
This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.
They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushes, and then grins. "When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous." she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."
"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."
The guys think this is hysterical.
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"
She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."
I could watch Wayne explaining crazy shit he’s said over and over again 🤣😂 I’ve watched this like 73 times in all 😂 his facial expressions are hilarious 😂
ON THIS DAY IN 2018:
Rassie Erasmus was appointed as South Africa's new director of rugby 🇿🇦
He took a team ranked 6th in the world to back-to-back World Cup titles 🏆🏆
15 years ago, Lil Wayne was released from the Rikers Island prison facility after serving 242 days for gun possession in New York. “2 female officers were suspended for going to his cell during his sentencing🤫”
Stayed up later than usual as a 12-year-old to watch Australia pile on 434. It was amazing viewing.
Went to bed thinking the series was wrapped up. Woke up during the night and switched on the TV to this exact delivery. Thought it was a terrible dream!
https://t.co/5NXmjjjTvh
Is this the greatest final over in cricket history? West Indies needed just 4 runs with 3 wickets in hand. Enter Charl Langeveldt.
3 wickets. 1 hat-trick. 1-run victory.
The silence in Barbados was deafening😳🔥
Who remembers watching this live? 🥶