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”Alt-woke-adjacent”

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@P_Kallioniemi I read the final line in @Schwarzenegger voice

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@Elli75923 Why are people responding as if this is a real thing/court matter that actually happened. Am I missing something?

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@SebastianMannu1 @AtaqueFutbolero You might be thinking of the Socceroos.

The Kangaroos are the Australian national Rugby League team. A sport which is comparatively interesting and exciting to watch.

[Arthur Dent @ArthurCDent]

How the politics of gambling extracts money from the most vulnerable.

I almost never ask for a RT, but if you wouldn’t mind taking a look at this interview I did, and think it’s not so bad — please share!

https://t.co/Tba0hdwBk0

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@tractorsvictim @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Took me a while, took me a while….

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I went to a lovely village fete today, and there was a fish ‘n’ chip van, so I had a large cod and chips. My missus ‘didn’t want any’, but then, of course, proceeded to eat around 40 per cent of my chips. Also, two random women simply walked up and helped themselves to some, as if that was perfectly acceptable.

How much longer must men put up with this? How do we know how much food to buy? If you run a chips-adjacent food outlet, how do you know how much to serve to a bloke when there are obvious women present?

Of course, I’m happy to share with the frail, fainting flower of womanhood, because what’s mine is hers first. We are men, and our duty is to provide and, ultimately, defend, even unto death. But this is about chips, and boundaries are important.

Sisters: it’s OK to like chips. It’s OK to want some. We know you do.

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@shinjimug @j_amesmarriott Why? It was very effective. Maybe wasn’t ‘kind’, but woke a lot of people up.

My own impression was that New Atheism and the work of Dawkins, Dennet, Harris et al, was the period that saw most effective and widespread shrugging off of religious yokes.

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@ArthurCDent I’m figuratively manning pickets and warming hands around the fire-drum, shoulder to shoulder with you, comrade.

[Arthur Dent @ArthurCDent]

I’m not making any judgement on the latest attempted Trump assassination until I’ve heard Bret Weinstein’s analysis

[Angry E𝕏ile 🇺🇦 @AngryExile]

@Mylovanov @ashlarblocks Still think Ukraine could make the Kremlin an offer: complete Russian withdrawal to its 1991 western border + reparations in return for Ukrainian support when Russia wants Alaska back. Obviously won’t happen but it’d be fun to see a new high score on Trump’s blood pressure chart.

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@GeniusKhaan @PetePanuccio @3YearLetterman @tim_cook @Tim_Walz @TimTebow @UrbansPintHouse @GropingIn @HomeGoods @PublixJobs @Kash_Patel @JackDaniels_US @Whitesnake I reckon that name alone has landed old mate a root more than once.

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@GeniusKhaan @3YearLetterman @tim_cook @Tim_Walz @TimTebow @UrbansPintHouse @GropingIn @HomeGoods @PublixJobs @Kash_Patel @JackDaniels_US @Whitesnake It’s been less than a month since I last hit whatever cursed combination of bottoms/keys which causes this abomination to emerge from its lair

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@Martel0062 @Kasparov63 Magyar is more anti immigration than even Orban…..

Like, I get this is a Kremlin talking point, but even they try be at least vaguely believable.

This is def a strange one.

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@DominicVillaSC As a general solicitor I’m clearly perfectly qualified to be solicitor general.

Application sent. Job doubtless in the bag. You’ll receive my worst briefs.

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

Spelling matters.

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@IndyBassetDad76 @THEJaxEsq Send a v short letter claiming the value of the work done and opportunity cost and lost. Allege breaches of employment practices and professional duty. They’ll need to notify both insurers, who will subrogate and usually settle quick (if you can make out the matters above on BoP)

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@rzbq2 @heynavtoor I read half the post for the penny dropped it was engagement bait. And prob AI generated at that. Groan.

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@TripWildermuth @3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam Wrong again. A homosexual literally IS a HOMOsapien.

I went to the best schools, not like the ones over their in EuroGAY. How else do you think I became JUSTICE OF THE PIECE in three languages.

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@FreddieSchnertz Since he won his first pennant - which was ‘77 I reckon.

I remember it well; because, weekend prior, America had successfully tested the Concorde - I was a real passenger plane buff.

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Best Poe's Law account since the much-mourned passing of Godfrey Elfwick

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

We have almost 1.5k glorious replies, many from angry Redcoats

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@TweetsieRail @AndrewFGrizz @3YearLetterman @rittenhouse2a I have actually stayed on Coach's lounge for entire weeks at a time (notarising documents) and we peed together most nights and lets just say he's more anteater than convertible if you get my gris-related drift