Green Bird

Hi! I'm Autumn. I'm Closeted Trans girl trying to muster up the courage to be my true self. she/her.

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

Hey there! I'm greenbird, and I'm a trans girl! I made this account to vent about being trans while both my feet are still planted firmly in the closet. Feel free to HMU if you want talk!

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

Was that the fucking CoD hitmark sound

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

This might be Tom Cruise’s darkest movie.

In Vanilla Sky, a car crash leaves him disfigured, and his world collapses as people stop treating him the same way.

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

HRT

[GEe Dutreix @Gee_Dutreix]

Fun fact, The content creator they’re talking about bought a comic from me, found out I was trans right after, blocked me but didn’t cancel the order and kept the comic

So thanks for supporting this small trans business I guess?

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@Arantarisu_Yamu @m_aindr_ain @memethief90 Me when I argue in bad faith:

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

Forgot to post about this but I finally started HRT!

Happy pride everyone 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[Maya🦦 @MayaIsAnimating]

Happy pride month!

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@okbro314 @SeanMcElligot10 @GreentextWizard Making up a story about a fetus killing their mom as revenge for cheating on their dad with a black guy is incel weirdo behavior, yeah.

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

I felt as though I had a good amount of insight to the topic, I wanted to mention some common talking points whenever this comes up, as well as some of my own opinions

[aisha @spinelessaisha]

why are some fighting players just against the idea of designing them to make it easier for new people to play them i do Not understand... you'd think it would be GOOD to have more players for a genre that is struggling to do that

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@lettuce_isgood I'd say 'you must be fun at parties' but you obviously don't get out much

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@ShyGal_Lilly Are you east coast? I think it might be a BC thing

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@Bizcuthammer @BringBackBanjoK This dude loves to cherry pick data to make his point no matter how stupid it is

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@OLaverly @DooMYouTube This accusation is laughable considering a) smash TOs were willing to bend over backwards for Nintendo in hopes of an official tournament series that never materialized, and b) the few times that smash has done invitationals all the problematic people were invited and present

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

Babe wake up they're posting starfox zero revisionism

[AussieGamer @AussieGamr]

Missed Star Fox Zero? That's your loss.

Not because it was flawless. It had real problems.

But because the people who actually put the time in got something most of you refused to even try.

The control system was excellent once you stopped treating it like a broken twin-stick game.

Motion aiming on the GamePad while steering with the stick created a completely different rhythm.

You had to actually lead shots.

You had to manage your movement and your targeting separately.

It rewarded practice in a way almost no other on-rails shooter has managed since.

The more you played, the more precise and expressive it felt.

It wasn't a gimmick.

It was a proper skill-based aiming system that most people never gave a real chance.

The loudest criticism almost always came from the same place: people who played for twenty minutes, got frustrated, and decided the whole game was broken.

They never adapted.

They never learned the rhythm.

They just confirmed their own bias and moved on.

Zero tried to evolve the formula instead of repeating it.

It used the Wii U hardware properly instead of ignoring it.

Some of the levels and set pieces were genuinely strong.

The co-op was fun.

The bosses had personality.

It had ambition.

And it got absolutely roasted for daring to be different.

Now we're all celebrating a 64 remake and a bunch of the same voices are acting like Zero was some embarrassing low point that proved the series can't try new things.

As if the problem was the attempt itself and not the fact that a huge chunk of the audience refused to meet it halfway.

You didn't want a new Star Fox game.

You wanted the one you already knew how to play perfectly on the first try.

Zero asked something from the player.

A lot of people decided that was unacceptable and review-bombed it into the ground before it ever had a real shot.

If you bounced off it after a short session and never went back, you didn't actually play Star Fox Zero.

You just tried it, got annoyed, and decided your first impression was the whole story.

The new 64 remake might be great.

I hope it is.

But some of us are still wondering what the series could have become if more people had been willing to actually engage with what Zero was doing instead of demanding it feel exactly like the game they already mastered twenty years ago.

Am I wrong, or did most of the people who called it a disaster never actually learn the aiming system?

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@Artonator @Dengekichan I'm from Vancouver, the worst I've ever seen personally was 3 hours, which is rough but ill gladly take over a 10k bill

[Mara @Pink_Mara_]

😌

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

I might be living through the AI apocalypse but at least I can lose my shit laughing at one of these robot fucks having an aneurysm

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@olivecider776 Scrolled through and saw lots of good stuff, here's some games I didn't see anyone call out:
-AC new leaf and happy home designer
-Rune factory 4
-I saw lots of people say awakening but echoes is a lot of fun too
-all the Etrian Odyssey games on 3DS are great, so is Persona Q

[Green Bird @GreenBirdFGC]

@Yahtzeh I'm all for defending the N64 library but are we really out here gassing up hey you Pikachu