GreenEDGE Team Bus

Making Corsica and finish lines world-famous since 2013. Parody. No affiliation with anyone.

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Hands up it sometimes your job feels like being the pilot of this thing? I know at least one coach driver who can relate…

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@GreenEDGEteam Ain’t no @Theflyingmullet

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Hey @nzherald, as much as I loathe sports betting,these are astoundingly good odds for @ECB_cricket in a game between @BLACKCAPS and @OfficialSLC

https://t.co/Km2UUj56XW

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@phyllisofickle Tell him unless he’s coming over to turn water into wine you’re not interested.

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@ReVoltAgeFilms @comingupcharlie @DylanReeve She entered the role with a house; she’s leaving with a house and a painting.

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Expect some big results next season on this news - I’ve just been asked if my hold has enough room for a battery-powered bone saw

[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐:

🔹 𝗢𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲

🔹 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗝𝗔𝗬𝗖𝗢 𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗟𝗔 🔹

“𝚃𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚄𝚕𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚙 𝚞𝚙, 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚞𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.”

@JaycoAU | @ExperienceAlUla

https://t.co/Oe2a02LTJP

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Thinking about offering Elon a ride. On my roof.

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Got my Halloween outfit sorted - picked up some for @blingmatthews, @lukamezgec, @kaden_groves, @DionSmithy, and @GroenewegenD while I was at it

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Always good to know in advance if I need to change my handle

[the Inner Ring @inrng]

...also mentions "Team Intermarché" for 2023 which will save having to type Intermarché-Wanty-Gobert each time, and "Greenedge Cycling", suggests the BikeExchange-Jayco team could be changing names again.

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Corsica - watch your head?

[Katy Madgwick @writebikerepeat]

So we've Bahrain Victorious, and now China Glory... if your country built its own cycling team, what would it be called?

Proud to support Britain Underwhelming right here 😅

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Serious question Peter, if during your union playing days team officials had said “oh, and you’ll all be wearing this ‘we support the monarchy’ jersey this weekend” would you have resigned on the spot out of principle?

[Peter FitzSimons @Peter_Fitz]

The short answer for all seven should be: "No probs, and good luck with your new club!"

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@GreenEDGEteam @SophieSmith86 NFW boss - we’re only 9 years in and I’m still milking this

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

My roof being the main one

[CyclingTips @cyclingtips]

There are leaks in the peloton. #TDF2022 https://t.co/PvbkN5fgzO

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Gantry height - check

[Matthew Keenan @mwkeenan]

The final touches being put on the Stage 8 finish line. #sbstdf #TDF2022 #couchpeloton

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@cyclingwhatifs The roof on the bus goes grind, grind, grind 🎶🎵

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Amateurs

[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

Us EF
🤝
Getting buses stuck at @LeTour

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@WestemeyerSusan Proving I’m still the most popular* protour bus

*infamous

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Technically I didn’t cross the finish line

[Susan Westemeyer @WestemeyerSusan]

Today in Tour de France history: On this date in 2013, the GreenEdge-Orica bus won the first stage of the Tour.

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

@meat_evangelist Pistols were always good for destroying the joint, usually raising the roof, not crushing it. I give this effort a solid 4/10

[GreenEDGE Team Bus @GreenEDGE_Bus]

Pretty sure this is how they do… harp transplant surgery

[Alannah Thornburgh @alannahharp]

An X-ray of my harp on yesterday’s flight to Bristol, pretty cool! ✈️🎶