The Green Hag

Currently a quarantine goblin. Feeder of minions. Dancing Lights, Minor Illusions & Not So Vicious Mockery... The Art of RPG hosting & RivenShire decorating.

[The Green Hag @GreenHagTweets]

It’s been a minute. Or 525,600. There aren’t enough words to explain or describe those minutes... But look! A bright spot in our year! We got kitties! And appropriately named them Flurry of Beaus and Yasha.
@criticalrole @SC_Linden @Marisha_Ray @TheVulcanSalute

[Amani Jambhekar MD, MBA, FACS @AjvictoryMD]

A colleague has a 4 y/o who is intubated due to COVID and asked us, a group of physician friends, how to tell the 6 y/o their sibling may not come home. This is what happens when you leave masks up to parent choice - this child wore TWO masks, other kids didn’t.

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@JesseNeon

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

FINE it’s the Trump Vaccine. Two decades of mRNA research had nothing to do with it. The Pfizer vaccine developed prior to WaRp Speed by a Turkish immigrant in Germany meant zero. All Trump. Will THAT get you ignorant crybabies vaccinated? Trump Vaccine it is.

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@abigail_drennan

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@JesseNeon I just cackled so hard🤣🤣🤣 so perfect

[Aabria Iyengar #CeasefireNOW @quiddie]

It’s Thursday!

[The Green Hag @GreenHagTweets]

@Tallsquall My son was born in 2016 at 28 weeks. He has always been susceptible to cold and flus. He was hospitalized in the fall of 2019 for it. Since lockdown he hasn’t been sick once. I know that getting kid germs are normal and I can’t stop them all. But masks are our new normal.

[Tallsquall #SPFBO9 Participant @Tallsquall]

So just a quick survey:

When was your last cold?

Mine was December of 2019.
#NormalizeMasks

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@MimiMerlot Immediately thought of this guy 😂

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@Wonderboy25

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@Wonderboy25

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@JustMrLeeds

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@KyleShire Well poop. Now I’ve got to go call my mom and make sure she’s okay.

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@SixteenPizzas

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@Wonderboy25 You and me both. Today I went to Club Living Room and took a detour to my kitchen 😂 that’s the extent of my travels

[The Green Hag @GreenHagTweets]

Potion of Healing aka Chicken & Noodles. My kid’s are sick and for them this cures the sniffles, tummy aches, sad days and also serves as a hug from mom when we can’t be together.

[The Green Hag @GreenHagTweets]

Time to hydrate and stretch! #Critters

[The Green Hag @GreenHagTweets]

Him: when I was at the store I wanted to get you flowers...
Me: Awwwww 🥰 Him:... but I thought you’d like this more! *slaps down a HUGE bag of fun size chocolates* #andtheylivedhappilyeverafter