GreencoatSam

I put all my stats in endurance.

[GreencoatSam @GreencoatSam]

Well I can tell you they're female at least.

At least they look female.
Never know nowaday.

[Sammoyedable @sammoyedable]

Please tell me it's a woman with a kid.

I have the overwhelming urge to say
"mother Farkas"

[GreencoatSam @GreencoatSam]

That may be true,
but who gave you a medical degree?

[DeerTheSquirrel_ | dom as f- @DeerTehSquirrel]

I'm a vore pred,
but actually that look like unbirthing.
My friend's a nurse
and they've shown me things.

[DeerTheSquirrel_ | dom as f- @DeerTehSquirrel]

Elon re-fired the employee yesterday,
because... and i quote...
"I forgot the reason why I rehired them."

Great job Elon

[DeerTheSquirrel_ | dom as f- @DeerTehSquirrel]

Seeing the guy who eats Takis
fucking dying
after you told them to try
Fire Eaters
instead
was fucking hilarious.

Big Shaq Hot Ones energy.

[GreencoatSam @GreencoatSam]

I'd say that's reasonable.

Not like Sammoy's said anything until now.

[DeerTheSquirrel_ | dom as f- @DeerTehSquirrel]

Did they think you were the other guy?

[Sammoyedable @sammoyedable]

Now that I want to see.

[Sammoyedable @sammoyedable]

Please tell me it's a woman with a kid.

I have the overwhelming urge to say
"mother Farkas"

[Sammoyedable @sammoyedable]

right here.
https://t.co/taVRkrx0oz

[horncefaun94 @horncefaun94]

It's that time of year again
when people will see my flag
and for once
recognise it as a national banner
and not assume
I'm some sort of gender
they've never heard of.
#Eurovision2023

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Oh my god. #Eurovision2023

[u/OmarTheWheat🔞 I Eat with my feet & light I emit @OmarTheWheat]

Wait a minute...
#Eurovision2023

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Every time Sweden's performer Loreen
at the #Eurovision2023 grand final
put her hands to her face
I thought she was about to
blind herself.

Careful with those nails, honey.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Norway's song choice
for #Eurovision2023
was a bit cheeky.

You can't just take classical music,
put it in a modern styling
and call it a day.

They didn't even try with this one.
Even the costume is a copy.

We expect effort at Eurovision,
even if we don't expect quality.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

I would like a table
showing just the public voting scores,
so we can compare it side by side
with the judge's votes.

#EUROVISION2023

[Sammoyedable @sammoyedable]

Why did they have to
change their name to that though?

Now I know two people
with almost identical first and last names.

[🥝KIAN @kipkune]

Fish on a mission 🐠

[Momo @momodraws]

One time I drew a peanut and he still makes me laugh when I look at him

Thank you peanut

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

https://t.co/hzCOat2VjJ

Computer-generated music
minus the computer.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

https://t.co/QYb3GdeqQ0

[☭⸸🌌 hoe malone | θ∆θ ← dats me yellin 🌌⸸☭ @towaii]

mei when he's going up the mountain to have a picnic with gabu