Anderson Bagley

enjoys underwater basket weaving, reading to the deaf, cool as menthol and generally having a great sarcastic time with a full schedule of random.

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Just blocked 15 people who didn’t like the word cunt.

Not. Fucking. Around. Today.

Cunts.

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@HazelL0ver You’ve aged.

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@hoppylife79 Used your drivers license as a screwdriver to remove a light today, so....I guess, same

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@spoonfulofassss All of it!

[vodkamau5 @vodkamau5]

Whenever I'm in Walmart, and I don't see a People Of Walmart person, I'm always afraid that I'M that person

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@vodkamau5 No. What I said was, how did I lose 80 entire dollars, fool.

[GLITTER TITS @swords_vicki]

Love Twitter. I say I need a ride and 20 minutes later @GreenestSide pulls into my driveway in his convertible Porsche to rescue me. #Hero

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@swords_vicki @ScumbagMonies I’ll come get you and take you to your car if you need it

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex

2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@HazelL0ver Damn right.

[Matt Mullin @24_ballinMullin]

@ WVU Seniors, we're the last ones with blue student IDs stay vigilant

[TLC @OfficialTLC]

Scrubs 🙅🏾 https://t.co/23kI8jgZun

[AAron @Aaronnnjb]

Well then get the fuck out of the fast lane, Zachary https://t.co/dmTh3b76VV

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@michealaboggs Well, we are so glad that country roads brought you home. Welcome to Morgantown.

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@michaelajo10 hey I have friend starting law school in august, show her the ropes please @itscheckaaa

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@vodkamau5 Oh. I thought that was a daewoo car. My bad

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@coreymarie89 I'm having a Titos. Pinkies up.

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@TravisBryantNYC @TravisBryantNYC How do you feel about this Sunday evening?

[Anderson Bagley @GreenestSide]

@itsrobmcginnis What the fuck are you doing in the back room of a gay bar?