Gregory Murphy

Not here for a long time at all

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Everybody tweeting about cute fall shit and I’m just ready to beat my quad harder than a drunk step dad #RIPmyvalves

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Ruby got a fresh make over yesterday🤫

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

You ever want to figure out who your true friends are just go out of town for work. Promise you not as many people will be there for you as you thought🤷🏼‍♂️

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Me: “posts ad asking 20k for ruby”

Some dumbass: “Hey man what’s your bottom dollar I can give you 15”

Come on my guy I got more than 20k in that piece of shit unragging it out from the last two years of being beat to shit😂

[Cole Clendenen @Cole_380]

Truth is deep down I just really fucking miss pipelining 💔💔💔

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

I’ve been doing so good at saving a good chunk of money and my dodge literally just said give me a G for a front end or ima kill you next bump we hit. It’s a love hate relationship with that big red piece of shit🤦🏼‍♂️

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Happy February 28th, go to church.

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

For future reference... I was drunk

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

I like to see myself as a young Lebron James when I shoot my shots into girls dm’s. You may be thinking damn he must be good but really I’m talking about when lebron was so young he didn’t even know what a fucking basketball was cause I fucking suckkkk🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

The only thing I’m kissing this new year is my pillow after I munch on this pizza and go to bed

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Sleeping alone is really getting old🙄

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Can’t tell if I’m ugly or stupid or both. Fuck it😂

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Quick PSA DONT BUY A GODDAMN DODGE THEY AINT WORTH A FIDDLERS FUCKK🤦🏼‍♂️

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

@MickaylaMurphy8 Eat shit

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Fuck this collar bone, I’m ready to get back to workin preferably not in this town.

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

I just realized the girls I like and beer are the same... they both fuck my friends and leave me with a bad headache the next morning

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

I listened to @KoeWetzel new album so fucking loud last night my heads fucking pounding but still gonna keep the shit on replay all day fuggem 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Am I the only person that gets excited when a company says you’re working 7 12’s🤔... that company can call anytime now😌

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Never thought wiping my ass would be so hard till I broke my collar bone damn that’s a workout now😂

[Gregory Murphy @GregoryMurphy_]

Some of y’all won’t see this the same as others but to me and my friends this was a lifestyle and it’s gonna get taken away. Also if you voted for Biden please don’t put no more gas in your vehicle just fucking walk save it for the people who built this country🤷🏼‍♂️