Chris Grondwalski

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Jay - "would you suck a dick or let your mom die"

Me - "my mom took a dick for me, so I guess I'll take one for her"

[nicolina cuzzola @nicolinacuzzola]

goodbyes suck

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Me - "James would you suck a dick for 100,000$?"
James - "nah........ I'd suck 2"

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Us - "Donavan no don't pee over there, there's a bees nest"
*sound of Donavan pissing for a few seconds*
Donavan - "OH SHIT!!!"

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

James - *huge rip from vape pen* *coughs like a bitch*
James - "played myself"

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Chloe - "I've eaten so much of this cake, there's only like... 5 o'clock left"

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Me - "What that mouth do though"
Chloe - "Slurp up buff chick dip off the couch"
*proceeds to slurp buff chick dip off couch*

[daws @dawsl0l]

“strippers make more money than nurses annually”

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Yo @tacobell I got a new ballin ass slogan for ya... ¡Fiesta on!

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Where is my safe space, I feel triggered from this #notmysuperbowlchampion

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Santa ain't real #ChrismasIn3Words @midnight

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

today is #InternationalMensDay

go tell the men in your life you love them & care about them. talk to them. give them hugs. thank them.

[Jay @Jay_Jeffs]

If trump wins I'll send everyone who RTs this $50.

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

mexico tonight

[TEXTILES&GARMENTS @KRU_US]

RETWEET/FAVORITE for a chance to win this crewneck. MUST be following to be qualified! (ONLY 2 MADE) (MEDIUM) #KRU

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

A random number texted me and said they got it from a guy on tinder, then asked if I was bi. Happy thanksgiving?

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

When you're at the strip and see a car accident... Yup just a normal day

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Bill Cosby will #savethelivingroom

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

Saving baby birds at 230.... My excuse for not going to bed

[Chris Grondwalski @Grondooo]

I AM A GOD!!!! IVE KILLED THE BASTARD!!!!!