KGroobs

I'm an OM-NOM-NOM-IVORE.

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

Nepo Baby Buggy Bumpers #ThingsThatShouldExistButDoNot @Mocha_Jesus @FernBallew @IHateMattDrufke @afox_tweets @tonsofjpuns @wokemimevirus

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

For the record, I always knew #SouthwestAirlines was shit, but spending the past 3+ days personally dealing with their implosion has been, in a word, unreal. ✈️ #SouthWORST #southweststolechristmas

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

#FallGuysAnniversaryCustomXboxGiveaway

[Fall Guys @FallGuysGame]

it's our anniversary, so i thought i'd do something nice for you...

retweet this tweet with #FallGuysAnniversaryCustomXboxGiveaway for a chance to win this SUPER AWESOME CUSTOM FALL GUYS XBOX SERIES S!!!

must be following, you have until 8th!!

📚 https://t.co/GOqn5GixoJ

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

People used to say my puns were cheesy. Couldn't help it, they just oc-CURD to me.

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

I headlined @SkylineComedy in 2017. It was sold out. They have not had me back.

Appleton, WI has ONE woman booked for the rest of the year. One.

There are almost SIX MONTHS left in this year.

This is not a fluke, it's sexism, and Barker Entertainment Group has expanded.

[Patrick Marley @patrickdmarley]

In 4-3 decision, Wisconsin Supreme Court bans the use of ballot drop boxes.

https://t.co/Y9zVM3v1NV

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

My father didn’t just happen upon death.

White supremacists assassinated him to silence his voice & stop his work of eradicating the “Triple Evils”: Racism, Militarism, Poverty.

Those who unrepentantly benefited from these evils railed against their eradication. They still do.

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

Feel the Bern #withmydick

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

Mele Kalikimaka #withmydick 🌴❄️

[𝚋𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕 @Mocha_Jesus]

Time to ice these gingerbread men #withmydick

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

See you at the office holiday party for HR-approved merriness #withmydick

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

The holidays are a time for family, food, and fellowship #withmydick

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

#withmydick-mas is the only holiday I observe this time of year. It's also the only day of the year I'm active on Twitter. Get ready to love this, or quickly unfollow. 🤷‍♀️ It's the most wonderful time of the year #withmydick ❤️❄️

[Greg Bach: Enemy Of Mediocre Men @iamgregbach]

This bears repeating....

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

The best way to tell if someone is your soulmate out of 8 billion people is if they are the third person you date in your mid-to-late 20s

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

drew this a few years ago just to attach to random emails ❤️

[KGroobs @Groob_meister]

@DeadByBHVR I want the #AllKill chapter because dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite!

[Dead by Daylight 🔜 GAMESCOM @DeadbyDaylight]

RT, follow & complete the sentence for a chance to win one of 20 backstage passes to the All-Kill concert!*

"I want the #AllKill chapter because..."

* Actually a promocode for The Trickster & Yun-Jin. Winners will be drawn on release day.

[Reena Calm @ReenaCalm]

If you lose so much weight that people don't recognize you, you've entered the fitness protection program.