Grumpy

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

Adele and her husband just split up! You know what that means! Some awesome music is about to be dropped!!!

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

Tell me you are from the south, without telling me you are from the south. I'll go first.

I've been skinny dipping in the same pond I was baptized in!

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@Tessie_Faye 🤣🤣

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@Tessie_Faye 🤣🤣

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@rethman_a @lindyli Is that the best you got?

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@C0mplexSocieTY8 It's called "The Meeting at The Paw". Been doing it since 2003.

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@jacobswartz3 @espn They do have a locker room in the stadium. Dumbass.

[ᔕᗩᔕᔕY ᖇEᗪᕼEᗩᗪ @SassyyyGinger]

The heart is such a fickle little thing
that can drive even the purest of souls insane

[ᔕᗩᔕᔕY ᖇEᗪᕼEᗩᗪ @SassyyyGinger]

Beat by beat
Is how the heart heals

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@joeovies Before last night's game, who was the best team that North Carolina State has played? ECU? I think you pick NC State with your emotions, and not logic. I could be wrong though.

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

I have no fucking clue what I’m doing. #myfirsttweeter

[Craig Clark @goose2659]

My daughter just poured a whole ass gallon of milk on the floor while I was trying to shit. #fuck

[ᔕᗩᔕᔕY ᖇEᗪᕼEᗩᗪ @SassyyyGinger]

Sliding the tips of her toes
over the line he draws
Carving out perimeters
testing his patience with sass

Handling her disobedience
with a sultry grin on his face
Teaching His spry brat
A well deserved lesson

[Grumpy @GrumpyBahr]

@Aznttboy @CatherineBadin @robreiner Say it louder for the owner of Facebook to hear you also.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Might fuck around and start a twitter feud then go to bed.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Welcome to your fifties, you stare at yourself in the bathroom mirror now.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Interviewer: Any questions?

Me: Why did pirates always get just one eye poked out?

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

All I’m saying is if the earth is flat then why are globes so round?