Grumpy Executive

3x founder, still not a billionaire | Live in #CLE | Work in #Tech & #IoT | Love building teams & making big ideas reality with #software | Tend to be grumpy...

[Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec]

@jreesebradley Quad cortado

[Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec]

@Colinthecrypto1 Fox

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!

If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️

#inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace
https://t.co/SvPEQzHmYK

[nader dabit @dabit3]

What’s a good name for this type of code?

[Brian Moore @lanewinfield]

I always awkwardly struggle to get to the end call button on video calls. So I made this

[Cain Maddox @ctrlshifti]

me: why isn't this working?
normal languages: you screwed up over here
me: oh thanks

me: why isn't this working?
javascript: 🙂
me: please i'm begging you
javascript: 🙂

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Dependency https://t.co/xmiOCImBUD https://t.co/r7hiO0fMm6

[Emma Bostian @EmmaBostian]

Dear employers,

Stop looking at years of experience with a technology and start looking at proficiency with a technology.

[Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec]

#QuarantineLife

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Eventual Consistency https://t.co/2w3FZP8s0L https://t.co/2YJMoezt6M

[Bobby Lee - Ballet: World's EASIEST Cold Storage! @bobbyclee]

Hey @elonmusk I’m looking forward to the #CyberTruck next year! By then, I predict you can buy it with just one #Bitcoin.
If $BTC price exceeds $39,900 by late 2021, I’ll GIVE AWAY a FREE @Tesla CyberTruck to one lucky person who Likes & Retweets this.

Yes, I’m serious. #Retweet

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

2020 Google Trends https://t.co/01cl3ybBRA https://t.co/nZskukeftc

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Pathogen Resistance https://t.co/yE385vzG1f https://t.co/drYIKf3mm9

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Self-Isolate https://t.co/M87dQUlbMZ https://t.co/6ggSxlQMxN

[Alex Gurney @ajtgurney]

My 4yo son has been asking about how each day went at work, and I always try to explain. The other day he asked, "Daddy, why do the computers break all the time? Can you make them not break?"

...

And it's just

just

it's hard

and we're really trying

[Pascal Welsch @passsy]

Let's talk about failure:
Today I discovered a stupid bug. I managed to write a min() function which returned the max value. The method had 3 tests and 100% code coverage.

Code coverage doesn't prove correctness, it only verifies behavior doesn't change unnoticed. #TDD

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Screen Time https://t.co/0riuhVDfXW https://t.co/VOrMtdkdLA

[Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec]

Yeah, that's me

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

What’s on your list ?

[Austin Nelson @austinn0]

I love my #simplehuman trash can, but I got a refurbished one off of Amazon and the motor stopped working. After one night of hacking, I managed to get it back up and running! @simplehuman

[sophie alpert @sophiebits]

Just got out of an interview during which the candidate searched Stack Overflow and copy-pasted some code… from an answer I wrote. (They didn’t notice.)

[Grumpy Executive @GrumpyExec]

When @DropboxBusiness forces you to sign up for a trial when you just want to access a file someone shared...