Me

I'm not who you think I am... Or am I?

[Tennessee Fire @__Shannanigans]

I'm your RX for pain.....and pleasure.

[Me @GrumpyOldFart40]

How can they be so sure you just walked away, when for so long they stood with their back to you?

[Me @GrumpyOldFart40]

There's a 97.8% chance if a guy has something sexual as his Twitter handle, he lives in his parents basement.

[CTL @CrashTestLabia]

You're not gonna get on the best dick on twitter list till you send your entries.

[CTL @CrashTestLabia]

Nothing freaks me out more than my own pornhub playlist.

[Olive Elizabeth ⚔️ @OneWonderWoman]

Nothing sexier than people who don't apologize for being exactly who they are.

[My Inner Redhead @MyInnerRedhead]

I'd much rather punch someone in the nose or mouth .. because the resulting blood is so much more satisfying.

[Professional Word Gardener @heatherjs]

Didn't realize my dress was this see-through. Sorry mom-jeaned target housewives-- I was only striving for personal comfort. I swear. Oops!

[Me @GrumpyOldFart40]

@nbrhavoc There is little I can say to comfort you, sweet lady. I'm holding you in my thoughts and deeply sorry for your loss.

[Tennessee Fire @__Shannanigans]

Beginnings are scary, endings are usually sad. It's what happens in between that counts.

[Tennessee Fire @__Shannanigans]

Quarterback sneak into my sack, and touchdown in my end zone.

[Tennessee Fire @__Shannanigans]

Maybe he prefers the trashy skank because her expectations are low and he knows he won't disappoint her. Just a guess.

[Master Leo @silent_musings]

Be happy that you aren’t who you were yesterday for you’ve accepted change. Happiness is more important than being stagnant.

[Pandoras_Shadow @Pandoras_Shadow]

I follow minds not numbers.

[Me @GrumpyOldFart40]

@chaoticsugar Good morning, sweet lady.

[Tennessee Fire @__Shannanigans]

Held my gf's 2 wk old baby today, and the thought crossed my mind to put it in my purse & take it home w/ me....but I didn't have a purse:(