Grumpy Trades

Father, husband, NQ futures trader and King of wooden flags. Perpetually annoyed.

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@KeruboSk So I started blasting….

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@yaseeen76 Switch your medicine. I’m on semaglutide 4 months in. Almost 40 lbs down and no side effects.

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@blueorigin @NASAKennedy If I find a piece can I get Bezos autograph on it?

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@MrZincx @edgeful IB 50

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@WallStreetApes This is because of a lack of moisture which mold requires and thin patties. If you put the same patty in a bag it’ll mold. McDonald’s uses 100% usda inspected beef with no preservatives or fillers and they’re cooked on a flat top grill with nothing else but salt and pepper.

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@RIPS Should’ve befriended him. Imagine him guest calling the market on stream one morning.

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@GandalfTrader You misspelled 50% off.

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@edgeful @andrearslanian ORB

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@mavrick202424 @TraderBenB @TheStrongTrader By this logic all Topstep coaches should be banned for trading on Topstep tv.

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@khamenei_ir One minute you’re drinking tea and petting your virgin goat and then just like that you have an American missile with a dick drawn on it by some private from Nebraska sitting in your lap.

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@MichaelPatak Or.. and this might sound crazy.. prop firms can not be douche bags and constantly change things to benefit their bottom line so traders don’t need to feel like they need to exploit the prop to finally get a payout.

Ya know, like capping payouts and such.

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@nuttybartrading Congratulations Nutty well deserved
$50k TPT

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@MichaelPatak If I were you I’d be more concerned with why nobody is as excited about Topstep as they are about apex.

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@MichaelPatak Is this testing the waters of forcing it and no longer paying out sim payouts to traders?

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@khamenei_ir You’re about to enter the find out stage of life.

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@nuttybartrading @MichaelPatak Topstep thanks him for taking this pounding so humbly.

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@CoachDBA @UncleBugatti @Patrickwieland

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@CoachDBA @UncleBugatti Fight your bff PW. You win he comes on slow markets as a guest, he wins you go to the BDH for a day.

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@CoffindafferFBI Imagine what’s buried in the deserts around Las Vegas.

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@Topstep Raising your prices a month after destroying your reputation is wild.