Grum 🔻🇵🇸

kicking my feet and giggling and spitting

[john @johnsemley3000]

waiting for Robert Eggers' The Crëture Froym the Blac Lagoun and Robert Eggers' Abbotte & Costelleo Meten the Mummïe

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

lets make this shit happen 👇 @Potus

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇴🇩🇯🏴‍☠️ @SomaliSasuke]

Fake nigga economies vs Real nigga economies

[mcmeme @mcmemex2019]

President of Burkina Faso, Kane Parsons, has reportedly banned 'Backrooms' from screening in the country. "It is not an African value, but a Western degeneracy." He is 20 years old.

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

no matter what your politics are we can all agree he’s absolutely gorgeous

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Cute girl: haha what are you listening to

(She takes my earbud)

Ai movie recap of Forrest Gump: the retarded man held bubba while dead. He knew bubba did shrimp. A shrimp boat in bubbas memory for fishing. no legs Dan meets god while out shrimping

[Ben Rowen @ben_c_rowen]

Typical soft on crime Democrats want to expand the welfare state and avoid doing the necessary: throwing dogs in jail

[Orikan the diviner @bread_nought]

fungus of instant uncontrollable rage

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious

Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs

Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow

Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is such an insanely narcissistic line of reasoning. just as the feelings of segregationists didn't change the immoral nature of jim crow laws - the feelings of those who defend israel (jewish or not) have no bearing on the moral argument against genocide and apartheid!

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

60% of the economy 👇

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Which Dem 2028 hopeful is brave enough to get on the record promising a full pardon now?

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

@SenFettermanPA We will eventually lose you to your depression and suicidal ideation but I do treasure every second you’re on this earth

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

When i was a baby I had to wear a helmet to mold my head into the shape of a Heart ❤️. This was my first experience and it taught me to be Lovely 👶

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

The junk food industry reverse-engineered your ancestral cravings and sold them back to you as candy.

You crave Nixon.

So they made Nixon-shaped sugar.

[after history 👤 @After__History]

A disturbing consequence of Zionist anti-communism is how simply recognizing the millions of victims of Hitler's anti-Soviet genocide is now deemed antisemitic. The West is committed to collectively forgetting what the Nazis did to the Soviet people as part of Generalplan Ost.

The genocide of the Jews is recognized and commemorated in Russia, but it’s not enough to honour the memory of Jewish victims—apparently those former Soviet governments must also deny the genocide of their own people to accommodate the ethnonarcissism of another group that wants to claim exclusive victim status. The Nazis perpetrated multiple genocides against different groups, and to deny this reality is to downplay the sheer scale of Nazi barbarism.

[bogus @longlivebogus]

one of the male security guards in my school has blue hair now

[Fiedia 🌸✩🚩 @POLREWK0M]

the hammer and bullshit