Genesis Sandoval

Jump in the swag-wagon.

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

🍕 @fullscreen #fullscreenparty

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

If you don't like Genesis, get out.

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

Warm carbs are what dreams are made of

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

Instagram killed the Polaroid star.

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

@StefaniaKoko ...you

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

My sister and I talk to each other like we're retired cops

[NOISEY @NoiseyMusic]

Wu Tang nans are the greatest rap tribute group ever: http://t.co/dGrQ3kN7ft

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

If "Nick Offerman in slow motion" was a TV show, I'd never come out my room

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

@scottmcspooky It'll never be as it once was...ya feel?

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

@scottmcspooky True Story. Facebook & I didn't talk for weeks. #antisocialmedia

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Cute is my religion

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

I done goofed

[amelia ❤️‍🔥 @AllTooAmeils]

THE NEW HEADMASTERS NAME AT LR IS BATES SO HIS NAME IS HEAD MASTERBATES AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING GBYE

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

@bb__em As long as you don't wear socks with them, ain't no shame

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

When Queen Elizabeth succeeded King George in 1952, I wonder why the United Kingdom wasn't renamed the United Queendom.

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

Classic.

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

@scottmcspooky AHAHAH

don't be a stranger, holla at me

[Shannon Colvin @_shannoncolvin]

Help. I've fallen on the couch and can't get up

[Genesis Sandoval @Gswaggon]

Trainer asks me my fitness goals, I'm like: "I'm aiming for Adriana Lima, but I can settle for Michelle Obama arms."