Guantánamo Bay

The satirical official twitter account for Guantánamo Bay.

Guantánamo Bay is a bay in Guantánamo Province at the southeastern end of Cuba.

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@tyee_ttt @ten24get @adammocklerr @OccupyDemocrats Lauren Boebert

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@RelicKris @bakashishou Baka doesn't respond. He's a coward

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@elonmusk Because Mark isn't cosplaying a Nazi

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@Benttwice @dirden_dakota @REALIcePoseidon I don't disagree with anything else you say, but Suspendas was put in contact with ice through a chatter. Sus ruined irl streaming in Japan. He was the catalyst of destruction and is a slimy fuck for abandoning what he created here.

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@Benttwice @dirden_dakota @REALIcePoseidon for the record, i hate sus too, but ice contacted sus in japan for wifi modems and invited him to stream together. the only snipe was ms nikita during that first stream/meetup.

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@TzGnis @StakeEddie i've never heard potato chips sound so disgusting being eaten

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@adammocklerr Ugh, my fucking head hurts listening to these clips

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@UmutMehmetTop @netanyahu @FcpnchStds @ADS_Bund @WhiteHouse @ExistingChuck @NSAGov @FBI @CIA @Pentaghon2 @UN @UN_News_Centre @USArmy @USNavy @AirbusSpace yay City:Skylines II!

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@UmutMehmetTop @netanyahu @FcpnchStds @ADS_Bund @WhiteHouse @ExistingChuck @NSAGov @FBI @CIA @Pentaghon2 @UN @UN_News_Centre Stop, you're insane.

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@UmutMehmetTop @POTUS @IntlCrimCourt Please refrain from using hashtags to replace key points of your sentence. You look like a loon and it's difficult to take your report seriously.

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@pasanen_spede @JanneSavelainen Yes?

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@annedelim @RepAndyBiggsAZ @tomkeene @DavidWestin @JeanneZaino We just installed a McDonald's last month too!

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@Ringham7 @pjampaganza @GovRonDeSantis He put his boogers on all of our inmates too :(

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@Ynwanonymous @VinceMcMahonMan About treefidy

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@TTV_Yunglaw @charliekirk11 @yoyoel @vijaya @jack We have room for everyone, including Chuck

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@IMinigitar @RepSpartz @POTUS We'll make room for her.

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@SIESTARANDYSRQ buttery males

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@001MRGOLD @America @JRMajewski lol we don't want'm

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@chadastra_ @CIA @FBI On it!