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Speaker Candidate @DestinyDonald45 draws up plans to inject bleach into Taken Blights that have appeared around the tower, sources say.

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More tension in the tower? Lord Shaxx says that he’d “be surprised if Donald’s hair was even real”. “I mean just look at it, I’d be surprised if it stayed on his head for an entire crucible match!” Shaxx went on to say.

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Speaker candidate @DestinyDonald45 using Hive/Cabal relic in the Tower sources say

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Tangled Shore not actually a beach. What this could mean for guardians and citizens alike as vacation season kicks off across the Last City.

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Citizens of The Last City have adopted a new “song” as tensions between Humans and Eliksni rise, sources say.

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Speaker candidate Donald playing golf with known criminal mastermind, Spider in tangled shore.

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BREAKING: Lord Shaxx “injures” Eliksni Hatchling in Dodgeball match. No charges have been filed as of now sources say. Developing story. #Destiny

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BREAKING: Speaker candidate @DestinyDonald45 allegedly paid 8.5 million glimmer in campaign funds for new Dead Orbit Cruiser. Developing story.

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BREAKING: NEW EVIDENCE of Speaker Candidate @DestinyDonald45 colluding with Cosmodrome latest tweet suggests. Developing story.

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BREAKING: In a now deleted Tweet, @DestinyDonald45 admits that his running mate in the upcoming Speaker elections, Lakshmi-2 paid the raiders who stole Ether from the Eliksni camp in the Botza District. More to come

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Speaker candidate, @DestinyDonald45 payed humans to raid Fallen supplies in Botza District sources say

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Speaker candidate, @DestinyDonald45 “urinated in his clothes” upon seeing House of Light leader, Mithrax sources say