meat & rice every day

i love taking showers and i love sitting in traffic

[Jeff “Erson” Knox @jeffknox55]

Now this is what I call a perfect Guinness pour

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

Thank you footballing gods for the gift of messi

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

Dam my car smell like SNOW CRAB LEGZ

[swinky @swinkying]

keep that shit up ur gonna be reincarnated as a fuckin barnacle bro

[regina george @nod0791]

my horny ass could not work at auto zone

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

@scottneedham88 Get fucked to tears🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉🧉

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

D R E A M I N G🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

Im really into thermodynamics like even the idea of the rubber in my tires heating up as I brake is so hot to me

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

I guess this applies 24/7 but what tha fuck did alexi lalas just say

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

@Hansonsmiz @Uzonna7 Can i get some slop next

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

@seeley_nigel A stat that just made me even gayer in live time

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

I think this mexican is affecting my hearing

[meat & rice every day @GudderJohnson]

@CarefreeYouth Is this an aldi x CP10 tweet

[Mr FreeBuckMarbleMontgomery #Justice #Liberty @synaxx_x]

they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese

[jake @wormpuller]

Lose yourself to dance you dumb fuck

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

how it feels holding open the elevator door and having people jog towards you

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

I have a master's degree in scratching my ass