Guilherme Carvalho

working hard or hardly working

[s @fcbsiaaa]

silenced his supporters 😭😭✌🏻✌🏻

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Only on a random Tuesday in June can you watch Messi, MBappe and Haaland score goals for their countries

The World Cup rules

[george @StokeyyG2]

Sleep sexuals missed a 38 year old Lionel Messi scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup…

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

physically impossible to see both

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Had a proper look at the world cup fixtures for the first time.

Some of those games are for massive perverts.

Iran vs New Zealand at 2am on a Tuesday stands out. That'll separate the leisuremen from the employed.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Who cares about that, do you not see Zohran wearing insignia of a genocidal terrorist organization

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

Personal update: I've joined Anthropic. I think the next few years at the frontier of LLMs will be especially formative. I am very excited to join the team here and get back to R&D. I remain deeply passionate about education and plan to resume my work on it in time.

[corsaren @corsaren]

Claude (tokens): “You’re absolutely right!”
Claude (activations): “holy shit this guy is retarded…”

[SL Benfica @SLBenfica]

«Tenham cuidado… ele é perigoso…»
🦅 Obrigado por todas as memórias, Óscar Tacuara Cardozo.

[Ethan Frost @ethanfrost]

@IterIntellectus Two simple tricks to having the best coding model in 2026:

1) Pick a benchmark that ranks your model the highest (or make one up if you are Cursor)

2) Commit visualization war crimes to the y-axis

[B24 @B24PT]

Estamos a oferecer 3 camisolas destas! Só precisas de seguir @B24PT e @solverdept + dar RT neste tweet para participar. Vencedores anunciados dia 7/04. 👕

[‏ً @Bk8iP3]

Barcelona are similar to PSG, they legit don’t give a shit about conceding because they’ll try to outscore you

[𝐀́𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐬 @aguiadosfactos]

HOJE É DIA 🦅❤️

[Jan @CreatedByJannn]

i love when ai says shit like this 😭

12-24months?

we are shipping this today my g

[m 🌻 @bozocaraz]

what is the strategy apart from vamosing here

[TENNISCentel @TennisCentel]

ALCARAZ PUMP FAKING A RETIREMENT AGAINST ZVEREV

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

no matter how many times the european soccer world tries to kill him, jose mourinho always hops back into our lives with a remarkable dose of devil magic

his goalie scoring a bullet header in stoppage time to keep his team in the champions league? why not

[Isaiah Granet @zaygranet]

'quick huddle?'

[Civixplorer @Civixplorer]

My humble solution for Greenland: stick to the Treaty of Tordesillas.