Evan Rhys Guilfoyle

Containing an Account of the Misfortunes and Disasters Which Befell Barry Lyndon

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

I don’t know if it’s turning 40 or what, but late-stage capitalism just doesn’t hit like it used to.

[We Watched A Movie @WeWatchedAMovie]

Take Steven Spielberg's name off Disclosure Day and slap M Night Shyamalan's name on it and its a 12% Rotten on Rotten Tomatoes. Guaranteed.

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

Though there is plenty of valid criticism to be had, I think the broader hysteria around Euphoria is due to a complete lack of media literacy. It’s like people have completely lost the ability to discern subtext, or appreciate anything without a happy ending.

[Mark Granza @markgranza]

Alright never thought I'd say this but the ending of Euphoria was actually pretty great.

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

“‘Euphoria’ was never merely about Gen Z’s addictions to drugs, sex, or social media, but about young Americans left emotionally stranded inside a culture that had lost its capacity for meaning, morality, and redemption.” https://t.co/th6f4y80Rd

[Joseph Kahn @JosephKahn]

Successful indie movies making $100 million is a sign that successful studio movies should be making $5 billion. Theatrical is alive and well. Just make the right shit.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[Treason Stickers @treasonstickers]

FUN FACT: Donald Trump is the first pedophile to proclaim "I'm not a pedophile" WHILE wearing a diaper on 60 minutes

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

“The Wachowskis are artists, and their medium is the blockbuster movie. ‘Speed Racer’ reads like a text about their attempts to create mass entertainment… If you give it a chance, it will fracture you and pull you back together. It will move your heart.” https://t.co/yFMLRoJAdO

[Steven Weintraub @colliderfrosty]

If you are a fan of David Fincher, Zodiac, or Bong Joon Ho this is a must read

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[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages

Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want

Trump: deal!

FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

The Steroid Era Was Stranger Than You Remember https://t.co/AvewI199yB

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

Angine de Poitrine - “Sarniezz” (Live on KEXP) https://t.co/kJ0KNbfqT3

[Uncensored.AI @GoUncensored]

There will be no members of the IDF members participating in the ground invasion of Iran.

That means Netanyahu just spent 40 years lobbying for America to fight a ground war for him and Trump's so unbelievably compromised, cucked and owned that he agreed to it.

The only country at risk of major casualties in this conflict is now the United States of America.

and this is for a war that in no way benefits the families of the soldiers that are about to die.

Tag any major influencer who isn't calling this out, and start call them traitors because they are literally paid to support American lives being sacrificed at the detriment of the country they live in and for the benefit of a country they do not.

[JP Sears @AwakenWithJP]

Here is my apology for criticizing Israel. I've voiced criticisms in videos recently and I now realize I was wrong. I am sorry.

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

An A.I. What if:
A Ford Bronco Full-Size Revival

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

0.2 IP - FIVE fucking runs scored. 67.50 ERA. The New York Mets were up 5-2 on the Pirates in the 1st damn inning. The beginning of Livvy Dunne’s curse upon Pittsburgh ace Paul Skenes.

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

Most Americans wouldn’t recognize a coup even if a foreign government bought the Congress and the major media, ran an intelligence agency driven blackmail scheme compromising top officials, pushed us into a war that isn’t ours, and had politicians lining up to pledge loyalty abroad; flying over for photo ops to kiss walls while neglecting their own people.

Good thing nothing like that is happening.

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

Joel Embiid from the top rope!

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

Oneil Cruz playing centerfield

[Evan Rhys Guilfoyle @GuilfoyleEvan]

Coach Benson has a solution