John Orr

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@CanAditude Look at the original, unaltered video. This version has the contrast ramped way up so it looks like everyone is wearing all black.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

My heart has joined the thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Taken by COVID-19, farewell, Tim the Enchanter.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

Just made enough from a Dogecoin joke investment to pay for our Grand Canyon trip. Still holding 30,000.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

#DiaperDon

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@reflog18 @realDonaldTrump Those photos are from the Cavs victory parade from 2016.

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@HotMama83163983 @MrAndyNgo It's not being used as a weapon. Protesters use them to blow away the smoke.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

Fishing Boat for Rich https://t.co/eIVWlE0QCq

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@CorwinChris You have to slice them very thinly.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@BlizzardCS Thanks, Obama!

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@ManonMathews Because as an artist, you see through the artifice of manufactured happiness. You can't participate in fakery.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@TraciStumpf @ManonMathews I have this funny pain in my side when I do this (sorry, you gotta see it). Any advice?

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

People often ask me what makes me laugh these days.

One example : 'Running like a fine-tuned machine',when describing a headless chicken

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

I'd like to share that my son feels more comfortable as a woman. Would that be too transparent?

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

The next wave on Broadway: Musical Mashups! Sweeney Todd Superstar!
Little Shop of Horror Picture Show. #musical mashups

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I do not believe that men and women fought and died for our right to vote so billionaires could buy elections to protect the powerful.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

Is there a hashtag yet for what you would with a billion$? #newbillionaire

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

@wlsalyers when you find you friend on sale at a discount. #rigbyisagoodguy

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

The clothes are in the wash, the beef is on the rack to dry, and there is a fire in the hearth. I feel there is a Jethro Tull song here.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

#bundyeroticfanfic "This wildfire cannot hide how much I want to poach your land," moaned Ammon.

[John Orr @GumbyMBH]

#bundyeroticfanfic "I could sure go for some sausage, 'bout now." "But, we didn't bring any, Ammon." "Yes you did, Jon. Yes you did."