Guru of Wit

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@UnamunoAgain You could just take the ferry

[Guru of Wit @GuruofWit]

@politvidchannel Folks, my health is not just good—it’s the greatest, the best you’ve ever seen, bar none! I’ve got more energy than anyone, even those young guys, and my stamina? Unbelievable, like a champion athlete—better than Tom Brady, folks!

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@CCCortbus @utdgatas @EndWokeness @grok is this true?

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@aeurton31 @OleMissRebel90 @LeadingReport https://t.co/a9ffJQ5PwU

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@themagaking Using that same theory, does that mean Japan has the right to claim America as one of their own since $1.1 trillion of your $7.4 trillion debt is owed to them? Or can China annex the U.S. since $867 billion is owed to them?

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@CFIB @seempaq "We have a very senior official working on it right now"
- Who?
"A VERY senior official.... Indy"

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@Tiltman1975 @r_devecchi password changed. Hopefully that solves the issue. Someone just hacked the most boring twitter account ever.

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@mtipman #mostexcitementinthelast6months

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I just got a similar msg from my brother. Looks like some ppl have hacked.

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@Tiltman1975 what is what? #deciferingvaguequestions

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@eddievanhalen tearing up some serious cords in Ottawa tonight!!!

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@chuck_facts according to chuck Norris, he rhymes with "orange"!

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#yomomma is so fat that when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up!

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If you aren't following @KFUCKINGP then #yourefuckingout

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@IAmJericho What the @WWE needs is #Y2J to come back and f**k them up with some truth! I hope they realize who they lost.

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@JoyVBehar no doubt! Love them!!!

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#ReplaceTheMovieTitleWithSwag The Da Vinci Swag

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#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay instead of "do you know what I mean", they say "ya' know?"

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@HLNTV Do you think that the fact Ashton was laughing (and making other facial expressions) affected the jury's decision? He seemed arrogant

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@HLNTV This Zanny is just one of the many who will try to make money of off this case. And it begins!!!