Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct)

Now sugar, don't let this 'ol parody account get you all ruffled! Shoot, I'm ready to start tweeting all these little nuggets of good 'ol Alabama wisdom!

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Shit Sugar, wait 'till I make some phone calls! We'll lower AL taxes, increase AL executions, abolish AL parole, make AL county's dry, and make October 31st Kay Ivey Day! Also, I forgot, we'll also call Ainsworth what he is, a nuisance, each and every day!

[Alabama Policy @alabamapolicy]

Alabama is sitting on a historic $2 billion revenue surplus, more money than at any point in its history.

Why aren’t lawmakers committed to taking fewer taxes and providing permanent relief to Alabamians? They should be. #alpolitics

https://t.co/YVoCFS02qO

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well Shit Sugar, those uncomfortable smiles lead me to believe one of ya'll farted about the time they said cheese. Talk about awkward, well, don't be to upset Junior, those 'ol stadium dogs will do it to the best of us! @willainsworthAL #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well, Shit Sugar! I've heard of Between two Ferns, but have you ever heard of Between two Weirdos? Talk about being nervous, wasn't sure if I was pillow shopping or going out on a date. And for you @SunnySouthAL, you can kiss my Camden A** you 'ol Libocrat you! #alpolitics

[Bob Lowry @SunnySouthAL]

As long as #Alabama keeps electing people like this pair, and they keep cavorting with folks like the purple tie guy, the state is screwed. #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well, Shit Sugar! @willainsworthAL, Did you tell them you have no influence, and spend your time putting out silly press releases about nothing! Hell, I believe you're worse than @jimzeigler about self promotion! Put that silver spoon in your mouth and HUSH! #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

#alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Shit Sugar! @AlabamaMagpie, look here, you may not like the his politics, but at least @AGSteveMarshall has tried a case in court! BTW, a degree from @BhamSchoolofLaw is only good in AL, its not accredited by the @ABAesq, so how is @sgtmajorww planning to operate out of state?

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Shit Sugar! I don't know why the morons on the hill don't make this cheaper and easier! Hell, I could build a bridge in Baldwin County and shut the Teletubby, @jimzeigler, up if they'd let this whole thing go a little easier, you know, like Sunday morning! #alpolitics

[Brian Lyman @lyman_brian]

New from me: Alabama will charge $40 to $50 a year for medical cannabis cards, and $30,000 to $50,000 a year for business licenses to grow, process, transport and distribute medical cannabis.
https://t.co/lG7B7FDIJH #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well Shit Sugar, don't you believe in the 2nd Amendment? Hell I'd rather go on a date with Bill Cosby than walk around this world without a gun! #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Shit Sugar, @SenTuberville, I'm calling an audible from Montgomery. You and @willainsworthAL go wide, Blue 42, and kiss my Ass. You both use staffers to post a bunch of BS nonsense. Hell, act like you care about #AL instead of tweeting bullshit like this!

[Coach Tommy Tuberville @SenTuberville]

When will the President take seriously the crises facing our country— Illegal immigration, Inflation, Mental health?

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well, Shit Sugar @RepMoBrooks, you cant have it your way, hell this ain't @BurgerKing! Damn, if you'd worked harder you wouldn't have totted such an Ass whoppin from @KatieBoydBritt @KatieBrittforAL! Now you are speaking ill of 45. Son, you best get your mind right! #alpolitics

[Mo Brooks @RepMoBrooks]

Trump attacked & withdrew his endorsement of me + endorsed Dems’ preference. Why? I refused to lie in 2022 that 2020 election can be rescinded, Biden removed & Trump reinstated Pres.

Anyone surprised Trump attacks Wisc. Speaker for obeying election law?

https://t.co/ojuGZJjUw1

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well Shit Sugar, maybe if you whooped that little ass a time or two he'd mind his Momma! Or, you can try that counting 1,2,3, then whoop his ass, whatever works sugar. #alpolitics

[Apryl Marie @aprylmarie]

I've been begging my 3 y/o to put clothes on for 30 solid minutes. How many times does a momma have to say "Go cover up your nakee bootie," before this boy is going to go cover up his nakee bootie? #MomLife

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

@RepSouth16 Shit sugar, out here looking like Howdy Doody had a love child with Eddie Haskell. I bet the good southern Christian folks in Fayette don't want gambling, better ask them sugar. You might wind up needing a job. #alpolitics #shitsugar

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Well shit sugar! I had hoped for a better turn out
@randallwoodfin! I've seen more people turn out for a Pickens County 4H sack race on a Monday night! What in the world is going on up there! #WorldGames2022 #Birmingham

[Governor Kay Ivey @GovernorKayIvey]

As governor and an Alabamian, I am proud to officially welcome The World Games 2022 to Birmingham, Alabama! 🇺🇸 #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

I forgot to mention, Sugar, we're also protecting the southern border of AL against illegals. Today I signed an order placing Fort Morgan back into full operation! #ALNGR

[Governor Kay Ivey @GovernorKayIvey]

I am proud to report that Alabama is well on the way to surpassing our goal of adding 500,000 credentialed individuals to the workforce by 2025.
Not only are we bringing jobs to our great state, but we are equipping Alabamians for those jobs. #alpolitics
https://t.co/fAiBBR9CN8

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Shit Sugar, @RepMikeRogersAL, ever since you've been in charge all we can focus on is your Doo, your "hair Doo" that is! LOL, bless his heart! Keep the faith, maybe one day you'll make the list: https://t.co/1iHvS3P4ft

[Jeff Poor @jeff_poor]

GOP @RepMikeRogersAL: When Republicans Are in Charge, We'll Make It Hard for Media to Ignore Hunter Biden https://t.co/GER43ng4un via @BreitbartNews #alpolitics

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

@jeff_poor Shit sugar, I get tired of everyone picking on my Peeps!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

9.1% inflation but no mean tweets!!!

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

@dananessel, Sugar, I believe you’re a damn fool! Maybe you spent to many winters up there child! https://t.co/DYYg13bvMm

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

Shit sugar! I don’t even know where to start with this crap! Hell @POTUS you sound like the “Love Gov” telling everyone he and that ‘Ol Mason gal were just co-workers. Grow some plumbs Joe or step aside! Hell y’all, I’ll be President, who’s with me? #alpolitics

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We’re ending 2021 with what one analyst described as the strongest first-year economic track record of any president in the last 50 years.

Let’s keep the progress going.

[Guvna Kay Ivey (Parody Acct) @Guvna_Kay]

The government is talking out both sides of their mouths sugar! This admin is ‘84, Animal Farm, and a good illusionist all rolled into one! @PressSec stays frustrated, why you ask? Mostly because she’s having to answer for the babbling of a moron, must be exhausting!

[Mr. Dakota @Mr_Dakota_Live]

@Breaking911 🤔